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The Home Assistant wiki badly needs a section on how to properly apologise to your family members

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US President Donald Trump has announced that De-sissification binaural beats will be required in all classrooms.

@sherbertmarcuse I downloaded this with my intuitive information abilities (astral p2p) and all I got was this weird webcomic.

Great news: I've gained access to the Akashic Records and am going to start transcribing them into English for everyone's benefit! Here's how they begin:
"A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April,

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Hej, remember when I totaled my car?

Good news! I managed to find another in a relatively short amount of time.

Bad news! It's taking awhile for the insurance payout to clear on the previous car loan, and until that does I'm still on the hook. Assuming that's gonna take a few months, I'm looking at $600 to cover that.

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Mowing season is different in the southern hemisphere but look out for bunnies regardless 🐰

kirby air ride masahiro sakurai best gamecube game :kirbeats: :kirby_happy:

We have hijacked this Train. Land it in Cuba.

@mossfet accrete layers over time like an ooze until you form a hard shell

The Switch 2 will fail because it does not have DK Bongos

New! ThufieFilms Premiere!

[YTP] Nights Into Templurs

YouTube link:
youtu.be/m6kInrDd-LY

PeerTube link:
[TBA]

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I put a lot of work into manually making the English captions, so if you have trouble with un-captioned YouTubePoops, don't worry! It was fun to take a little break from David Wilcock source material and I really enjoyed making this one, hope you think it is as funny as I did.

the eagerness with which i'd rather ask fedi stuff than type same said stuff into a search engine indicates i should set up a dingus to make posting on here my browser's default search engine

so you'll also see all the times i flub a url with a space character or something and my browser mistakes it for a search query

Time Machine Bucket list:
1. Baby Hitler
2. Give Dostoyevsky a Primitive Toothcare zine from the anprim distro table.
3. Thank the time machine maker in advance.
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