Its what it says on the can: luigi baby pacman

you really fucking need to mask 😷 

so this flu season is turning up to be much worse than the last few. plus there's a new variant doing the rounds in Europe that wasn't recognised in time to be put into the annual vaccines (though you should still vaccinate to prevent other variants or any recombination, and it may still confer a benefit, maybe).
luckily we have a solution: masks!
you know what to do. mask up. yes even when it's uncomfortable. mask the fuck up.

New video! Explore your ET origins with George and Debbie!

[YTP] That's A Human: Debbie Disclosure

YouTube link:
youtu.be/lMI6BkIfWW0

PeerTube link:
bark.video/w/c6WzRsxhoFckdCUBR

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I put a lot of work into manually making the English captions, so if you have trouble with un-captioned YouTubePoops, don't worry!

The sustainable, sovereign, and open Torment Nexus.

"We've heard your concerns and we assure you, the Torment Nexus will be opt-in."

Reverse-isekai where a fantasy hero is transported to our world and fights "roving monsters" (automated delivery bots, mall cop drones, retail display roombas, etc)

Reverse-isekai where a fantasy hero is transported to our world and fights "roving monsters" (automated delivery bots, mall cop drones, retail display roombas, etc)

@vfrmedia they are a huge pain for anyone with a wagon, cane, walker, or even just a wide stride. The pictures make them look smaller than they are. They weigh about 75lbs (35kg), have a tablet display on top in an attempt to humanize their robot, and they come to a full stop as a big heavy obstacle if anything is suboptimal about their surrounding environment. If this shit was a kind of wild game it'd be hunted to extinction by now.

@vfrmedia It has to be some kind of legally protected class of thing, otherwise nobody would care if it says "Piloted by robert :)" on the display, that's unattended garbage for anyone to pick up.

@vfrmedia yeah its got a GPS, but how is that different from leaving a couch for garbage pickup and having a tracker on that? The garbage truck is not stealing it, just taking it away.

Please don't uncritically accept the veracity of reports concerning the bathrooms at Shit-tero™️ corporate HQ. They are wild and unsubstantiated claims. Our smart toilets are your friend and are here to help you.

I have unlocked the frustration behind anti-droid sentiment in Star Wars universe by having to negotiate passage on a sidewalk swarming with the gentrification delivery bots designed to take out your goddamn ankles.

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How are sidewalk delivery bots not legally-speaking just some discarded street garbage that anyone can take? Is it just cowardice?

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The problem with mobile web browsers is that you aren't shitting and crapping enough.

Silicon Valley startup voice: "I have an idea"

We at Shit-tero have sobered up and are now ready to answer press queries on how our browser is connected to the revolutionary "Internet of Shit" toilet.

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