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Follow Request Thingy 

So I've tried updating this with a long thing but I feel like I'm just making rules to have them and not really wanting them, so, probably final word in for now.

Do: Have your pronouns and age (range) on your profile somewhere.
Don't: be a minor or interact with minors as an 18+ account.

Aside from that, it's just however I'm feeling at the moment. Maybe that's fickle but idc, it's my account I do what I want.

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General info for follow requests:
Don't follow me if you
-have no age indication in your bio
-are under 18 at all
-do anything distasteful or offensive
-piss me off somehow and/or I don't vibe with you

I am being commanded by my wife to post this horrid nsfw (literal) shitpost 

Yeah I can get moustache wax and braid your asshairs into a tight grid pattern. When you take a shit it comes out like a play-doh extruder.

tomorrow i'm going to stare directly at the sun!

grrrr, redditors 

Reddit and all of its descendants mist die. All deredditfication operations are nominal. Targeting all channer-poisoned enemy elements for defenestration. Try to 'uwu based' after getting thrown out da fuckin' window motherfuckers.

gold morning :) *turns you into a pillar of precious metals*

O porcelain brain, O ceramic computer
digital kiln fired teapot filled with hot, steaming data
what's it like to both hold
and, yourself, be the secret?

Top 3 places to find girls ! :
- Drainage Pipe
- Vacant Lot at Night
- Tree

highly compatible women thousands of miles away piloting you remotely, controlling your every move with a jack directly into your brain stem that feeds you cute, sweet romantic yuri and images of incredible gender

Reading my old posts pretending they're someone else's for fun

*discovering empathy*
"So I hear there's this weird supernatural ability that lets you know what others are feeling"

weather report: it's bright and holy out there and deliverance is upon us this morning. one thousand angels bearing one thousand blades descend from the heavens. the sky splits open to the sound of chorus and trumpeting. expect light showers in the northeast and winds of 10-15 mph today. visibility is fair

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