oh no mr biden haha the railroads keep getting barricaded we can't keep the lines running uwu it wasn't the uwunions haha we just can't run the trains for safety concerns uwu

plural systems discussing the mechanics of their headspaces > any science fiction ever written

#FlatwormFriday

New webui :3
#NewYorkTimes #Publishing

I warned you. 🤢😷

meow

Teacher: "Your kid is fantastic and really nice and loved by their classmates, but there is one small problem..."

Parent: "Yeah? What is it, nothing about bad grades I hope?"

Teacher: "No, they aren't struggling in any classes, but they refuse to turn in assignments without their homestuck troll typing quirk, which messes with their spelling grade and our spell check system. Can you please ask them to stop using the weird punctuation and exotic old english characters? Is everything okay at home?"

splatfest is back but when will the quaalude be back

thank each other for our services after cumming, call that an honorable discharge

$8 to crash the Linux stock price?
Too good to be true! 👩🏻‍💻📉📉📉🐦
#Stocks #Twitter #Economics #Linux

torvalds "mr. linux CEO":

I am now enabling Linux premium on all Linux-powered devices which will allow for premium-only features like process scheduling and sending SIGTERM to Edge.exe, now bundled with new installs!

early full-belly garfield art just hits different when you mix it in with a feed of modern furry art

D: No reason given, just relying on this being a genre convention.
C: Using that power requires an expenditure of resources they would rather not use.
B: Using that power requires them to tap into something they find embarrassing/disgusting/ugly/etc.
A: They want to feel that moment of danger, when things could go either way. Near perfectly matched in strength. There is no way to know what will happen next.
S: They want to help you grow, become stronger, become something more beautiful, more powerful. They want to witness your progress and feel the exquisite rapture of you conquering them. That you would win was never in question, because they willed it so. You could argue that you could have given up at any point, let them win. But that's not true, they chose you because they knew that you would not ever give up, no matter how long it takes to defeat them.