Elfi, local Disaster Fae ๐ง @elfi@pixie.town
- Pronouns
- she/her
- Location
- Canada
Fair folk, magical moth, greyace girl, greenhorn gamedev, thirty-one and tired, autistic and anxious
๐ SapphSyst @SophicLeech
๐ Agi @AgiDine
๐ Alana @Alana
๐ Melly/Cherry @deejvalen
๐ Rikai @rikai
Icon by automaticspirit, header from Liar Princess and the Blind Prince by NIS
Joined Feb 2020
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Perfect is the enemy of the good, perfect is the enemy of the good, perfect is the enemy of the good...
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bev, a comedy of errors
signs that you need coffee:
* you forget to turn on the coffee maker
* you forget to grind the beans and get the thought of coffee
* you forget to put the grounds in the coffee maker and get a nice hot cup of water
* you forget to close the coffee maker and get a nice faceful of hot water
* you forget to add milk, cream, and/or sugar
* you forget to take your coffee with you
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mothposting
Anatomy of a moth:
* flappers
* fluff
* cutie detectors
* lamplookers
* snoot
* squeaker (select models only)
* leggies
* peets
* tum
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I'm finally using my Pillowfort account for something! Catch me for #gamedev posts once in a blue moon when my ramblings elsewhere amount into something.
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Gonna label myself as a bi lesbian largely out of spite for exclusionists
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good morbing
Food
Tofu curry made for my darling @SophicLeech and me <3 she helped with the potatoes
You've heard of bunnygirls, now get ready for
Badgergirls
Brought to you by my dream last night
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I guess Discord is never gonna fix the new Linux performance issues. It's utterly unusable for me at the moment because any time someone DMs me and their little bubble sliiiiides onto the sidebar, the entire app freezes for about 4 seconds.
Gosh I wish we all decided to fall in love with a brand that allowed third party clients, or at least didn't get so militant about stopping them that every 3pc I'd actually use has a giant warning on its readme saying "PEOPLE HAVE BEEN BANNED FOR THIS"
Gosh I wish we all decided to fall in love with a brand that allowed third party clients, or at least didn't get so militant about stopping them that every 3pc I'd actually use has a giant warning on its readme saying "PEOPLE HAVE BEEN BANNED FOR THIS"
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App idea.
Barcode scanner that tells you if the product you scanned is currently the target of a worker's strike or a widely recognized boycott
Bedroom shitposting
@SophicLeech: I'm gay for you
Me: and I'm gay for you
Sapph: but I'm gayer for you
Me: but I'm as gay for you as you are for me
Sapph: but I'm gayer for you
Me: but I'm gayer for you
Sapph: but I'm gayer for you!
Me: but that's physically impossible!
Sapph: but I'm gayer for you!
Me:
Sapph: darli--
Me: HELLO GORDON
I got mercilessly tickled for my hubris after that ;;
Bedroom shitposting
Me: I know what you wanna do
@SophicLeech: Hmm?
Me: play the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy F--mmf
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If Medusa went Super Sayian would it be
Like this? Or like this?
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sapph now coming at you live from @elfi's place
Finally, I will never have to hear about smash again
Facebook's back up? Awwww.
*puts away the party hats and favours*
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Is this a cyber revolution ?
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the new york times wants me to create a facebook account so I can sign in and view their article about facebook being down
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so facebook is taking down the rest of the internet with it because now every single facebook service is trying to connect and theyโre constantly querying DNS servers and ddosing everything
https://twitter.com/blazejkrajnak/status/1445063232486531099
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folks, can we pour one out for all the people who were using oculus at the time facebook went down and are now trapped in sword art online
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THEIR PHYSICAL CARD KEYS WONโT WORK AND THEY CANโT EVEN OPEN DOORS
- Pronouns
- she/her
- Location
- Canada
Fair folk, magical moth, greyace girl, greenhorn gamedev, thirty-one and tired, autistic and anxious
๐ SapphSyst @SophicLeech
๐ Agi @AgiDine
๐ Alana @Alana
๐ Melly/Cherry @deejvalen
๐ Rikai @rikai
Icon by automaticspirit, header from Liar Princess and the Blind Prince by NIS
Joined Feb 2020
