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Perfect is the enemy of the good, perfect is the enemy of the good, perfect is the enemy of the good...

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bev, a comedy of errors 

signs that you need coffee:
* you forget to turn on the coffee maker
* you forget to grind the beans and get the thought of coffee
* you forget to put the grounds in the coffee maker and get a nice hot cup of water
* you forget to close the coffee maker and get a nice faceful of hot water
* you forget to add milk, cream, and/or sugar
* you forget to take your coffee with you

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Anatomy of a moth:
* flappers
* fluff
* cutie detectors
* lamplookers
* snoot
* squeaker (select models only)
* leggies
* peets
* tum

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I'm finally using my Pillowfort account for something! Catch me for posts once in a blue moon when my ramblings elsewhere amount into something.

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Gonna label myself as a bi lesbian largely out of spite for exclusionists


Tofu curry made for my darling @SophicLeech and me <3 she helped with the potatoes

You've heard of bunnygirls, now get ready for 


Brought to you by my dream last night

I guess Discord is never gonna fix the new Linux performance issues. It's utterly unusable for me at the moment because any time someone DMs me and their little bubble sliiiiides onto the sidebar, the entire app freezes for about 4 seconds.

Gosh I wish we all decided to fall in love with a brand that allowed third party clients, or at least didn't get so militant about stopping them that every 3pc I'd actually use has a giant warning on its readme saying "PEOPLE HAVE BEEN BANNED FOR THIS"

App idea.

Barcode scanner that tells you if the product you scanned is currently the target of a worker's strike or a widely recognized boycott

Bedroom shitposting 

@SophicLeech: I'm gay for you
Me: and I'm gay for you
Sapph: but I'm gayer for you
Me: but I'm as gay for you as you are for me
Sapph: but I'm gayer for you
Me: but I'm gayer for you
Sapph: but I'm gayer for you!
Me: but that's physically impossible!
Sapph: but I'm gayer for you!
Sapph: darli--

I got mercilessly tickled for my hubris after that ;;

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Bedroom shitposting 

Me: I know what you wanna do
@SophicLeech: Hmm?
Me: play the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy F--mmf

Facebook's back up? Awwww.

*puts away the party hats and favours*

the new york times wants me to create a facebook account so I can sign in and view their article about facebook being down

so facebook is taking down the rest of the internet with it because now every single facebook service is trying to connect and theyโ€™re constantly querying DNS servers and ddosing everything

folks, can we pour one out for all the people who were using oculus at the time facebook went down and are now trapped in sword art online

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Smol server part of the infrastructure. Registration is approval-based, and will probably only accept people I know elsewhere or with good motivation.