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- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
uspol, shitpost
💬 "It's very hot down here. Could someone airdrop me an ice-cold and refreshing Coca-Cola, please?"
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Can you believe? They put a man on the moon. He’s going to destroy the sun today
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is a 
Girl 
I wish they'd hurry up and finish stealing that fucking car already. The alarm timed out 10 times!
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conservapedia makes everything so much more exciting
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could liberals be lighting incense in your home? sources say "it smells like sandalwood."
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i don't know if i can glow in the dark, but we're gonna find out *licks the radium paintbrush*
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read in your best airport security voice
Do your part to make air travel weird for everyone. Remember- if you see something suspicious or unusual, say something suspicious or unusual.
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until the complete dismantling of the state all political positions should be filled by those who can prove their valor in the ring of honor
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WHY WON'T KISSINGER JUST DIE ALREADY!?
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cultural osmosis jones
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im a transgender witch and im a better pilot than anyone @TedCruz has ever flown with send toot
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cops at pride?
yeah we love 'em. it got boring having nobody to throw cocktail glasses at 
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
