catboy slim @twisted@pixie.town

*dissociates cutely*

"Not the Biggest Fan of Cops"
Spotted in Perth, Western Australia

inconspicuous file called feds.csv

me: looking at an aerosol bottle or modern cleaning solution "huh that might cause cancer or something no way i'd know..

also me: pries open the weird gel inside my keyboard rest and applies it to my forehead

perhaps Joe Biden can take a railroad spike up his ass and sit down to the fucking us rail workers before spewing meaningless drivel of support for the UK strike. Dude that was barely a month ago. Your memory might not work, but ours does. #FuckBiden 🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂

today the polycule learns "what a touhou is"

In today's bad #AI thing, apparently someone's made an "AI" (stochastic parrot of centrist neoliberalism) that lets you "talk to historical figures" and it's all kinds of terrible, e.g. Henry Ford being like "I mean I wasn't REALLY anti-Semitic" but this one is... a perfect example of how wrong it is and funny as HELL:

BREAKING: Chinese schoolchildren being forced to recite "dystopian" pledge of allegiance to national flag, according to US-ran Radio Liberty.

I'm just here for the thrill of the krill

the fact that my girlfriend roots for the same hockey team I like is true love

CIA agent, sweating: Fidel Castro's ghost personally contaminated the cayenne pepper in this taco bowl, I think I'm gonna be sick. I think I have Havana Syndrome

I should be allowed to kiss birds

I'm autistic for other girls
W + did ask + cares about you + *infodumps* + *infodumps* + *infodumps* + *infodumps* + *infodumps* + *infodumps* + *infodumps* + *bites you*