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brand twitter is first against the wall when the revolution comes

racemic kansas and arkansas implies the existence of eskansas

spaceposting 

stop calling it the billionaire space race its the billionaire waste race

spaceposting 

just heard the blue origin launch failed its rapid unplanned disassembly i'm gonna need a moment

pol, spaceposting 

obviously im no fan of the ussr but they won the space race by every metric except one

- first artificial satellite
- first person in space
- first spacecraft on the moon
-first spacecraft to escape earth
- first extended human habitation in space
- first spacecraft to land on another planet
- theres a lot more

the point here is twofold: first, any american claims to "winning the space race" are pure nationalism; second, don't let billionaire creeps deceive you into thinking that collectivism and progress are mutually exclusive

american culture, cognitohazard 

just heard someone say "jesus is like a cheeseburger" at ihop

i miss the comfort in being sad
i miss the comfort in being sad
i miss the comfort in being sad

sports, caps, shitpost, im drunk, anglophobia 

me at 12:00 today: eh im not much of a football fan but i guess England's playing or something

me now: ENGLAND IS A DISGRACE TO THE FUCKING SPORT. THEY'RE COWARDLY AND DISHONORABLE. Football is GONE. It's not fucking coming home BECAUSE EVERY TIME IT DOES, THE BRITS DRAG ITS NAME THROUGH THE MUD!

anyways denmark should have won (or at least, not lost to a laser pointer)

honestly I'd rather live somewhere with tall grass and plants and shit. plain old grass lawns in front of your house? fuck no

The American dream is having a lawn you can't afford to take care of because poor people aren't supposed to live in homes apparently.

coronavirus ableism death etc 

disabled people are like, hey we're the ones at risk of dying from the pandemic and the restrictions are the bare minimum precaution keeping our fellow citizens from casually killing us en masse.
and abled people are like, i hear you, and i'm very sorry, however i'm also bored

if cops make you feel safe, you are so so so racist

Money help needed, somewhat time sensitive, please boost 

So...
Previously unbeknownst to us, we recently learned that we owe $1516.71 in utility bills. One out of the three bodies in the house is working, but it simply is not enough to cover this in addition to our monthly fees (which we are fine on, currently). If the debt is not paid by the end of this month, our electricity will be shut off.
Please help a queer and disabled household.

Venmo: @void_
PayPal: alexahearthling@gmail.com

remember michael phelps used to take fat bong rips poolside. the race wouldnt even start if he wasnt high as shit

To be clear I'm against IP and copyright law

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