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(historical) epidemiology and politics 

i was going to write a kind of shitpost saying "if John Snow made his cholera map today, there would be a full-on conservative reaction that violently denied his methods and conclusions" but then I looked it up and... that's what actually happened lol

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silly vanguardist rhyming poem 

Vanguardist guy with the megaphone.
Leave the mic and the bald men at home.
It won't take too much damn time.
To listen up instead of blurt the party line.

Vanguardist guy with the megaphone.
Leave the safety vest and clipboard at home.
Sell a $15 paper for the PSL.
Stupid workers can't know that they live in hell.

Vanguardist guy with the megaphone.
Tried wearing cosplay staying at home.
Uniform fits so snugly at night.
Baldcap soviet socialist, goodnight.

Vanguardist guy with the megaphone.
Sleeping well in Lenin's eternal home.
There was a mixup in the ML-club.
Embalmed and on display with a clipboard and a chub.

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something smartphones still do very badly 

Why do "smart" phones still not support bringing up the software keyboard on demand? Apps are not always very smart, and I hate getting stranded without a keyboard because a dev forgot to make my keyboard pop up.

Just let me swipe up from the navbar with my fingers or hit a physical button or something. Anything! But no... Why would you want to choose when you can type with the expensive computer in your pocket...

-reaching for a cookie- gosh I hope folks know what a silly bitch I am

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me 🤝 shadow the hedgehog

very edgy individual named after darkness

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