Vanguardist guy with the megaphone.
Leave the mic and the bald men at home.
It won't take too much damn time.
To listen up instead of blurt the party line.

Vanguardist guy with the megaphone.
Leave the safety vest and clipboard at home.
Sell a $15 paper for the PSL.
Stupid workers can't know that they live in hell.

Vanguardist guy with the megaphone.
Tried wearing cosplay staying at home.
Uniform fits so snugly at night.
Baldcap soviet socialist, goodnight.

Vanguardist guy with the megaphone.
Sleeping well in Lenin's eternal home.
There was a mixup in the ML-club.
Embalmed and on display with a clipboard and a chub.