ok all other handheld console makers can go home none of you are going to come up with a better name than this

it's a performance knob if you were wondering. so before you play demanding games you have to crank your knob

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@thufie we've been trying to reach you about your friends extended warranty

@thufie cough wheeze aw fuck my bad cough hmmmmm what the hell do I want.... hmmmm youtube shorts audio blaring through my mic

The city Kobane's civilian populace has now remained under siege for 30 days, in spite of the so-called "ceasefire" and assimilation agreement between Rojava and the dictatorship of the former al-Qaeda Emir now ruling Syria forced by the latter now being favored by Trump and EU over the egalitarian, feminist, secular, pro-diversity, environmentalist, etc former, "leading to a severe deterioration in the conditions of more than 600,000 civilians in the city and its countryside, raising serious fears of an impending humanitarian catastrophe"
hawarnews.com/en/kobani-thirty

Would gave been fine with the Y2K apocalypse bucket, but that scares off tge girls. Maybe there is sonething to be said for sealed buckets. At least they won't hurt you.

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Why do old can openers look like that anyways?

My wife left me just like I left my can-opener at home before we moved into the survival bunker. Sometines life is harsh like solder-sealed can beans opened with a 15inch chrome-plated "survival knife." The fates are truly a harsh mistress, hounding me from the paper label of Heinz baked beans.

You think your pain and your heartbreak are unprecedented in the history of the world, but then you read. It was books that taught me that the things that tormented me most were the very things that connected me with all the people who were alive, or who had ever been alive.

-James Baldwin

We are making connections to those who came before! We are not alone in our struggle! Don't forget!

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What the Cat!?
from: Noisz Starlivht (its spelled that way)

bonus: What but hes wearing a hat.

they kicked me out of the metaverse taco bell for hitting a digital chop while deciding what to order

SvarDOS: an open-source DOS distribution

SvarDOS is an open-source project that is meant to integrate the best out of the currently available DOS tools, drivers and games. DOS development has been abandoned by commercial players a long time ago, mostly during early nineties. Nowadays it survives solely through the efforts of hobbyists and retro-enthusiasts, but this is a highly sparse and

osnews.com/story/144420/svardo

#RetroComputing

fanfiction (untrue stories about airflow machines)

cloudflare's latest breathless announcement is how they'll save your website's bandwidth from AI crawlers by replacing the crawler downloading the whole site and converting it to Markdown with cloudflare downloading the whole site and converting it to Markdown for them, and there is just so much to unpack that I don't even know where to begin blog.cloudflare.com/markdown-f

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