every cheekface song is a guy reading his best posts to you, but it's actually good

I want to share the gospel to the people. They need to know the truth…..

But this fucker is 17 inches long

FUCK

And I knew this too

I think I’m gonna stick it in my car tomorrow 😂😂😂😂

consider my tip jar so i can takeover the world and give everyone plushies or smth

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There's a (bullshit) narrative going around that if you don't "grant" someone who was abusive/harmful to you the grace and space to change, then you're "a bad person" yourself, or not that much different from them ultimately

And I say that's bullshit because, while yes people in general have the ability to change and grow?

Some folks need to prove they HAVE changed and grown before they get to have access to certain people and spaces (again). Is where I'm at with it these days.

I'd do cryptography jokes too, but they might be hard to decipher without spoiling the punchline.

pidegonholing: to put a pidgeon in a hole

cursed, kink implied 

Mommy, please nice my process!

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By convention the batch scheduler is "mom". This is why you must be "nice" to her.

Linux nerd joke 

I run an intel core 2 duo thinkpad and my gentoo CFLAGS include -fopenmp

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wait, is it not common knowledge by now that the FBI had MLK Jr murdered?

y'all need to get to duckduckgoin

lol kitchen staff are playing Fuck the Police at work :acab:

Gotta move in about a month! Still don't know where I'm ending up, but... hey, happy new year.

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could you get the door for me i've got my hands full carrying my gigantic gun and kitten

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