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🐲 *hiding a pregnancy test behind my back*
Babe, there's something i have to tell you... I use Arch

MUTUAL AID POST FOR MY FRIEND, no goal, just asking for anything extra you have. please boost :boost_ok: 

my best friend in the entire world just lost his job. his partner is a disabled queer who makes most of his money doing drag shows, so their income isn't guaranteed. if you've got a couple extra bucks to throw at someone today to make sure their bills and food are covered, please consider sending something over!

cashapp: $Dannyroarcoop
paypal: danny.coop@yahoo.com

Thank you for boosting!

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(we are not responsible for the sliming of hardware that may result.)

Replacing your $4,000 audio DAC with a verbally stimming slime A/B comparison for audiophiles

satire, the US as depicted by "world news", food mention 

United States Regime to Send New Hampshire District Security Forces to Middle East

The World of Burgers Beyond the United States — A Love Letter to the World of Fast Food Dining

Can Former American Prime Minister Survive Trial?

US Florida District Businesses Under Threat — Authoritarian Regime's Opposition to Disney Threatens the North American Economy

Jewels and Jaguars — How the Los Angeles Elite Showcase Wealth

London and North America — Is It The End of the Relationship?

nothing 

Goodnight and sweet dreams!
*supernaturally locks you and holds you in a sleep paralysis loop based in your remarkably vivid fears of the unknown other* 👐🌈✨🌜

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It doesn't have to be fire and brimstone to be obnoxiously presumptuous and judgmental. Everybody is capable of that in their own special way ✨🌈

cursed 

DARE DLC for moms who think sugar is also a drug

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Behold! A suitable compromise! Warnings with no content, and content without warnings.

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no context 

I am in gaslight ASCENDING! It isn't "problematic" it is JUST my predestined fate which I am enthusiastically beholden to!

We here at Lockheed Martin don't like seeing new divisions in the queer community. We were planning on leaving it at Sykes-Picot, but unfortunately we have a few more oil pipelines to build.

nonsense 

sega dreamcast world music playlist to charge my digital chakras to. master emerald power is building up inside.

Thanks for coming to my first TED talk. Everything I do is for women and charity. Remember to check me out at @theYesMaam900 and buy WomenCoin to support women in STEM.

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US libertarians 

Every US citizen gets a backyard steel foundry and 2 years of raw materials deliveries necessary to construct a skyscraper. Anyone who liked The Fountainhead doesn't get a choice in the matter and must build it on their own. Anyone else can just sell it off or something.

(vegan) food 

Lentil daal with other kinds of spices is really under-explored culinarily in the US. Legumes are good and tasty, you should boil, mash, and eat them. I am begging you!

We don't need brakes on this spaceship. Terri can see the future on ketamine. She can dowse for the DOW, besides, my therapist tells me I'm unstoppable AND a starseed.

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