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satire, the US as depicted by "world news", food mention 

United States Regime to Send New Hampshire District Security Forces to Middle East

The World of Burgers Beyond the United States — A Love Letter to the World of Fast Food Dining

Can Former American Prime Minister Survive Trial?

US Florida District Businesses Under Threat — Authoritarian Regime's Opposition to Disney Threatens the North American Economy

Jewels and Jaguars — How the Los Angeles Elite Showcase Wealth

London and North America — Is It The End of the Relationship?

nothing 

Goodnight and sweet dreams!
*supernaturally locks you and holds you in a sleep paralysis loop based in your remarkably vivid fears of the unknown other* 👐🌈✨🌜

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It doesn't have to be fire and brimstone to be obnoxiously presumptuous and judgmental. Everybody is capable of that in their own special way ✨🌈

cursed 

DARE DLC for moms who think sugar is also a drug

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Behold! A suitable compromise! Warnings with no content, and content without warnings.

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no context 

I am in gaslight ASCENDING! It isn't "problematic" it is JUST my predestined fate which I am enthusiastically beholden to!

We here at Lockheed Martin don't like seeing new divisions in the queer community. We were planning on leaving it at Sykes-Picot, but unfortunately we have a few more oil pipelines to build.

nonsense 

sega dreamcast world music playlist to charge my digital chakras to. master emerald power is building up inside.

Thanks for coming to my first TED talk. Everything I do is for women and charity. Remember to check me out at @theYesMaam900 and buy WomenCoin to support women in STEM.

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US libertarians 

Every US citizen gets a backyard steel foundry and 2 years of raw materials deliveries necessary to construct a skyscraper. Anyone who liked The Fountainhead doesn't get a choice in the matter and must build it on their own. Anyone else can just sell it off or something.

(vegan) food 

Lentil daal with other kinds of spices is really under-explored culinarily in the US. Legumes are good and tasty, you should boil, mash, and eat them. I am begging you!

We don't need brakes on this spaceship. Terri can see the future on ketamine. She can dowse for the DOW, besides, my therapist tells me I'm unstoppable AND a starseed.

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What is the delta-v on my employability? How many g's can I pull before I empty my bladder? We're not just lean-in, we are fucking accelerating.

:boostRequest: could you please give me a boost? :boostRequest:​​ 🥺

I'm a black plural neurospicy trans woman struggling a lot.

my plans for moving are finally in motion and I will move by the middle of the year no fucking matter what.

I've decided to keep on studying linguistics after graduating in sociology and my parents will definitely not approve it 😬

currently my anxiety is through the roof not only due to money but everything else and I've been sleeping no more than 4 hours a day and it is destroying me. It makes it so much harder to persevere and to try and pursue my objectives and project but I still am doing my best to achieve everything and I definately will.

I need help paying for my glasses replacement installments, paying for my monthly expenses and what leftover expenses weren't met from last two and donations have slowed down significantly. I am quite desperate :(

thank you very much for your continued support >.<

links:

ko-fi - accepts paypal and stripe.
stripe (USD) - (for those that prefer not using paypal)

hashtags

#mutualAid #transCrowdfund #mutualAidRequest #blackMutualAid #boostPlease #transMutualAid
@mutualaid

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new yuri subgenre 

How I fell in love with the adorable trans woman working the self checkout who saw me shoplifting and didn't snitch.

the GNOME logo is a foot because of the time Richard Stallman ate something between his toes

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