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New monkey ball game exclusively sold alongside Newport cigarettes at corner stores 

People who complain about content warnings miss the entire meta of how to make successful posts on here. The whole goal is to make the most absurd content warning possible as a hook to draw the reader in, before overwhelming them with a wall of no-context text.

Dragon Ball Z, pregnancy mention, gay sex 

I bet if a saiyan guy goes super they can get another dude pregnant with anal via sheer willpower.

I am reading about the weird ancap seasteading fantasy stuff and looking at what these people think. Since crypto and finance bros are a big part of it now, somebody realized that ultimately people need to, you know, **dock somewhere**. So a user on r/seasteading has invented sealording, *leasing* out *pier space* to seastead buildings like shops. Of course since this is just some gullible american, they can only think of two types of businesses. Very funny to me.

At this point I guess the appeal is they can go offshore to somewhere else when their business gets in trouble with the law lmao.

I hope I get to live long enough to witness the groverhaus of the sea

⚠️ once again i need to raise a critical amount of money to stay housed and to keep the heat on. i'm a biracial black person with a pretty serious dissociative disability

paypal.me/aliciaheart?locale.x

please help keep garnet and i safe! i need to raise $800 by the 28th of this month. $700 for rent, $100 to make a utility payment

⚠️ $319/$800

#mutualaid #financialaid #donations #fundraisers #help #disabilitysupport #rent #bills #support #aid #transmutualaid

bad christians who try to "complete" Jews go in the baptism-wiggler

Syrian Jews return to Damascus for the first time in 30 years ...

Recently, I shared about the devastating, life-sapping experience of losing custody of my 6-yr-old, who I haven't seen in >3 years. Being erased from her life is a great tragedy for me and for an innocent kid being deprived of a loving, present dad. Racism constantly creates generational trauma.

I've found a lawyer I trust to help reunite us. I’ll need $3k for the retainer and quite a bit more to go the distance. THANK YOU for your support!

paypal.me/nullagent
cashapp/venmo: nullagent

I will do anything to bodge a device I don't like a hardware feature of. I am a hardware preservationist's nightmare.

butt, nonsense 

Setting my sphincter on a short exposure timer call that a Snapshat

If GitHub is going to make a game of making development processes into social media then maybe I should get a little badge for all the issues I open which are deleted without being reviewed.

Trans George Costanza: You're in the middle of a date and you *chanced* it?

Trans Jerry: They had the vibe of a "she"!! I didn't know!

Trans George: Unbelievable. You don't do the pronoun peek.

Trans Jerry: What's to peek?

Trans George: You go to the bathroom and check their socials on you phone! The pronouns are gonna be there somewhere

Trans Jerry: What if you haven't interacted online?

[Trans George gives Trans Jerry an "are you kidding me" look, audience laughs]

me sliding my compact and potable cube in my pocket for when im thirsty later

that's very impudent and impatient small british child of you

Part of me wonders if this is linked to European politics of blood.

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Why is "bloody" considered profanity? As the only counterpart to "fuck" in the very small category of "words English language can infix" it just seems so pathetic and childish. It is like a little pathetic English boy is trying his hardest to be rude, but is too scared to use a real curse every time I read it. Whenever I read authors who use it I am immediately losing immersion. There is simply no way an adult would say that as a curse, im-fucking-possible.

Sent the prehistoric fish to a friend.

The response was flawless:

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