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earlier I said I was gonna stop being silly for today 

I make the strippers wear WTC twin tower pasties for extra dollary-doos. I just can't "mission accomplished" otherwise. 🇱🇷
:gwbush: 💬

why I "still" mask 

I am pretty sure we don't need a study to establish that the coronavirus doesn't have a receptor that destroys itself due to presidential decrees.

This sounds like some shit EU people would make up to make fun of how weirdly unsafe american home electrical systems are, but it really did just happen.

I had to go shoplift a new power strip.
Below is a picture of the offender.

This shit was really old, but I have even older ones that have never done something like this.

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The power strip with "surge protection" that I had my router and modem plugged into flashed really bright with sparks and then started smoking after I hit the reset switch. Big loud pop too!

I think I may have been using that one for too long.

George W. Bush :gwbush: doesn't go down chimneys but he does fly planes through them, so he's still kinda like the Santa of 9/11 :911:

love the modern internet where signing up for things means immediately getting your account locked for no reason

To my knowledge this is the first non-proprietary speech to text service available on Android. Finally! Apparently this first released in February.

f-droid.org/packages/com.elish

I wouldn't use it myself, but I know this is a show-stopper for lots of people who may have otherwise considered using AOSP or an AOSP based rom without Gapps/Samsung UI.

France recognised Western Sahara as part of Morocco, meaning that Macron's France has formally accepted that territories can be conquered through military means. The US has provided Israel will all of the cover to do the same.

The more this becomes the status quo, the more very basic assumptions about sovereignty start crumbling, meaning any smaller nation to a bigger and more aggressive nation is at greater risk.

so cool that we can all come together and celebrate 9/11

uspol, 9/11 

normalizing joking about 9/11 robs the genocidal american empire of the air of impugnity everyone seems to give it when discussing the atrocities committed in the name of its victims and allows those victims to finally, simply, be remembered as people and decreasingly have their memory be used as shields to do genocide and imperialism

if i die in a similar tragedy that they want to use for evil i beg every one of you to mock it relentlessly until it has no power
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I only have a few hours to fix this so I need as many people to spread this as possible. We just moved out of a house with major code violations and I'm overdrafted after paying all the costs.

paypal.me/dontdeadnamemefucker

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