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idk why people idealize hot robot girls. High thermals are not a healthy beauty standard.

hey, wanna play some- [SMACKS KITCHEN COUNTER] -counter strike?

RENT MADE! ✨🙌🙌🙌🙌

spoke with my landlord, hes OK with me paying him tomorrow and he even thanked me for coming in person to talk 🙏😭😭

also if yall dont mind imma log off for the rest of the day-- i have a doctors appointment and other errands to run 😭

weirder.earth/@RadiantEmber/11

please donate to Merlin. they have been living in poverty for their entire life and now, they have an opportunity to finally escape it! once and possibly for all! can't you imagine how few of us even get a chance to do this??? please help them. i want them to survive, i want them to thrive. please

#MutualAid #Mastodon4Harris #MastodonForHarris

OH: 

Hey babe can you please stop planting fissile materials on me?

uspol 

There's a paradox of voting, where people in the US are convinced that if they try really hard, they can prevent bad things from happening, but they'll look at you like you have two heads if you suggest they use this power to make something good happen.

But seriously, this fits in with what [little] I know about taboo and ritual from studying anthropology. This same type of taboo comes up in Computer Security too. Rules have to be simple if the punishment is being shunned...

USPol, I swear to fucking G-d if I see another so-called "anarchist" doing this shit... 

Online "anarchists" are so brain poisoned by infighting that they call anti-electoralists and more situationist types "feds" for contesting voting and the spectacle of political theater.

Wouldn't an actual fed want you to keep voting? In the 'Fed'eral elections, perhaps? Or do you believe some leftist variant of the "deep state" conspiracy? Like right wingers secretly control the government and want you to not vote? because... even though they are already in power... that matters? Somehow? I mean, wouldn't it make more sense for them to astroturf for candidates and your right to vote if it actually mattered to them? Why would they undermine their own legitimacy?

It really doesn't make sense no matter how you think about it. You have to be living in your specific make-believe world to make it all add up. The real explanation is much simpler. Liberals are trained to call anyone who disagrees with the ruling ideology a "bot" or some kind of "extremist" and this phenomenon is the importation of that into the leftist and anarchist scene. So cut it out and embrace that a diversity of tactics includes people who think your votes don't matter based on lived experience. If voting matters to you, just go do it instead of sticking around and yelling "Fed!". Making yourself look stupid...

Maybe if their energy were spent on activism instead of fed-jacketing all the anarchists who should have obvious reasons to distrust participation in government. Maybe, then, they'd have done something other than voting during the campaign sensationalism year.!

But logging on for inactivist accusations and subscribing to the fears of missing out in participatory democracy is clearly much more productive! /s

silly, nsfw, pee, weird gender binarism, fertility 

Guys just want a sink-pissing gamer girlfriend who understands the vital fertility importance of needing "to go super-sayan" before achieving orgasm

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Stop giving links on websites the text "here".

You can find something here.

is making it really hard for anyone with a screen reader to go back and "click" the link afterwards.
Your link should have a text like:

You can also have a look at the accessibility guidelines for websites if you want more information.

Bam, suddenly everyone knows exactly what that link is, and if someone with a screenreader gets the link names read out they also know exactly what this link will be without having to let it read the entire sentence again.

me: "i'm rotting for you"
them: "aww- wait, don't you mean 'rooting'"
me: rapidly decomposes

looking for software/infrastructure job in Germany, :boost_requested:​ 

Hi fedi! I'm looking for a new job in Germany

I have:

~6 years of Rust experience
~6 years of running and maintaining Linux systems and server infrastructure
Over a year of experience with Nix/NixOS

I speak fluent English (C2 level), Russian and Ukrainian natively, and some German (A2-B1, still learning)

I'm looking for:

30-40h/week
remote work preferred, currently living in southwest Germany

My CV is available here: technogothic.net/cv.pdf

#GetFediHired

😤 🚨 hi im trans masc and a writer-- my parents, and their demographic, have made it near impossible to find work and housing-- I'm still at 85% for my fundraising goal and rent is due Thursday

I'm honestly starting to freak the fuck out and worried i might not survive if im homeless-- I'd love to live long enough to see w/e world Kamala Harris is promising thank you

#mastodon4harris #mastodonforharris #transcrowdfund

:boost_ok:

gofundme.com/f/help-me-survive

@EveOfTheFuture @EverBeyondReach

[three people walk into a pharmacy. the two girls on the sides are wielding tommy guns, and a guy in the center is holding piece of paper]:

Goon: "Da boss wants his prescription filled."

Clerk: "Right... uh... this is page from a newspaper with 'testosterone shots' written in red marker-"

Goon: "We're not asking. If ya don't hurry up it'll say 'drugstore clerk found shot in the head' in tomorrows issue, you hear me?"

Clerk: "O-okay-- I might have some in storage, let me check."

Goon: "Good. Luna, Lilly, you take him into da storage room, you know what to do if he tries anything funny; I'll make sure no one comes bother youz."

goal met tysm 🖤

hey there! it's me, vanta, fedi's favorite punk instance admin

i need $100 to order groceries and $20 for various things like bus fare ($120 total)

i'm currently unemployed and job searching and couch surfing. i'm also an impoverished neurodivergent trans woman just trying to survive and find stability. details here: cyberpunk.lol/@vantablack/1124

paypal: paypal.me/v33b33

cashapp: cash.app/$vantablack420

venmo: venmo.com/vantablack420

liberapay: liberapay.com/v4nt4bl4ck

ko-fi: ko-fi.com/vantablack420

GFM (laser): gofund.me/aa09f716

patreon (monthly): patreon.com/vantablack

thank you so much 🖤 🥹

#MutualAid #TransCrowdFund#Mastodon4Harris #MastodonForHarris

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