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Adopt the Juicero or be left behind. A vital shift is underway in juicing. The Juicero is no longer optional. It's tomorrow's future, today. 40% of jobs are impacted by the Juicero. The Juicero isn't the future, it's a present necessity. Nobody hand-juices anymore. To hand-juice is like an impairment. Everyone must now focus on the delegation and the verification of a juice. We become less juice producers and more juice enablers. Adopt the Juicero or be left behind. We are burning every forest and poisoning every river to produce more Juiceros. You will become obsolete if you don't get on the Juicero bandwagon. Students must not be taught how to hand-juice. 80% of jobs will be lost to the Juicero. Students must be taught to exclusively focus on how to collaborate with the Juicero. Education must focus on orchestrating agentic Juicero systems. The Juicero is inevitable. Adopt the Juicero or be left behind. Adapt or risk becoming obsolete. As the Juicero rapidly advances toward automating up to 90% of juicing, the skills that will matter most include juice design, Juicero fluency, juice delegation, and juice quality assurance. 110% of jobs have been replaced by the Juicero.

i just accidentially created doll rabies didnt i

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'Noam Chomsky, as quoted in the introduction to [The Encyclopedia of Fictional and Fantastic Languages], appears to assume that the nefarious purpose of a made-up language is “to violate universal grammar.” I doubt that many inventors of language have had any desire to violate universal grammar, if they have ever heard of it.'

Idk but violating universal grammar sounds so fucking metal, I wish all conlangers good luck in that endeavor.

#Mastoadmin is there a good way to find which remote accounts/domains take a ton of space with media attachments? our server's remote media cache is ballooning by 30GB *a day* and that definitely sounds wrong.
the info exists somewhere because you can see it in the admin console, but neither the admin console nor #tootctl seem to have a way to sort by attachments total size (unless i'm missing something). any advice?

#Mastodon #MastodonAdmin #selfhosting

It Looks Like a School Vape Detector. A Teen Hacker Showed It Could Become an Audio Bug

The Halo 3C is a vape detector installed in schools and public housing. A young hacker found it contains microphones and that it can be turned into an audio bug, raising privacy concerns.

404media.co/it-looks-like-a-sc

Ok Humejoshi may have initially been a typo, but maybe I was onto something there.

“MSG was first discovered and produced in Japan, and has long been present in Japanese snacks and eateries in the United States and abroad. I don’t think I ever saw a No MSG sign in a Japanese restaurant growing up, in stark contrast to their presence in almost every Taiwanese-Chinese eatery we visited.”

#msg #taiwan #foodHistory

yunhai.substack.com/p/msg

:sayori_like: Fujoshis/Himejoshis
:sayori_dislike: Obsessed with aristocratic English countryside set and setting

@zanchey@aus.social Well put. Of course, Channels in Teams are also like Folders, in the sense that they cannot be given the name LPT1. This is for backwards compatibility: without this rule, such Channels would be Printers instead of Folders on CP/M, an operating system from 1973.

https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/microsoftteams/limits-specifications-teams#channel-names

every day you wear a mask in front of a cop is a day you maintain the right to do so

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Impossible Sasquatch meat (vegan)

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