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today's fun cursed keyboard fact: xkb (the thing both X11 and Wayland use for keyboard input) defines keys called XF86Calculator and XF86Calculater

they are distinct keysyms and you can bind them to different things

further fun fact: based on the way the list is ordered, i think XF86Calculater is the one that was intended for the 'calculator' key on normal keyboards

it's grouped with all the application launcher keys, while XF86Calculator is in another section that purports to be for buttons on PDAs

but presumably everyone else spelled calculator correctly when writing keymaps instead of looking at the keysym list to see if there was another one that was misspelled, because why would you think to check for that, so any keyboard with a calculator key results in the supposedly-for-PDAs keysym

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I see a picture. It is funny. I press boost, my client says "NO ALT TEXT". I have a sad, and give it a fav.

bites your neck 

traditional Wallachian greeting

Today I got a cheery email from somebody who claims to be the "ethics and compliance" officer for a company called Bright Data. He wanted to have a "no pressure" conversation about the whole AI scraperbot problem. Looking at their web site, this company offers an API that, and I quote, "Bypasses anti-scraping mechanisms and solves CAPTCHAs, ensuring uninterrupted access to the most protected web sites".

After careful consideration for several milliseconds, I have concluded that I really don't have anything to discuss with this person.

But at least their claimed "100M+" of residential IP addresses that they use for their DDOS attacks are "ethically sourced".

pulling up three or four different videos of Hanna Barbera animations on screen at once for the second half of my tooning sesh

no i dontknow or care what this alpha beta sigma thing is I'm doing something else sounds like some gay sorority crap and im no faggot . now Would you pass me the lube i cant get my dick to come out of the toaster itts bottoming out too haha ok seriously tho

fediverse mermaid who lures their victims in by posting slightly incorrect things about linux

psa that if you are on windows, it is probably a good idea to turn on controlled folder access and add your browser folders as a protected folder so that if you catch malware, you can be notified if it tries to exfil anything

New hobby: listening to podcasts of self-proclaimed prophets.

Hello, a friend's partner in the Appleton area of Wisconsin is facing homelessness and needs options and material help. Can anyone help them? Please DM for more details, they're not on Mastodon and they're not sure what kind of private info they'd like to reveal at this moment. But they really REALLY need help. They have until mid-April to find a new place to sleep.

Boosts are always appreciated. Thank you for reading and caring.

fellow white people,

if you find yourself saying "I don't know what woke meant before", "I'm referring to the modern definition of woke", or just straight-up using shit terms like "woke mind virus"

how about you: don't use that word, then

nonsense 

In a truly free society, we are all each other's psychiatrists 🤪

I used to read this book a lot in the library as a kid.

nonsense 

Armchair diagnosis for you based on your use of CWs:

You have pallagra and sick brain disease. Consult a logout button for medical help and eat a tasty snack with the nutrients you need.

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