Goo Truther @thufie@pixie.town

I hate it when I am budgeting and I overshoot my monthly expenses because I forgot to use the "bad feng shui" spreadsheet function over my total to account for my landlord's suboptimal toilet placement.

My home has an evil ghost in it that will put a curse on you if you mention 'bad feng shui' in my home. And the curses effects are waaay worse than the effects of any bad feng shui. Also you will be haunted if you try burning sage. Yeah, really picky ghost, I know, but ya gotta trust and respect spirits in my home. Dreamcatchers tend to catch fire too, so don't leave any of those around either, it sets off the fire alarm and I am really sick of explaining that to the neighbors.

Sometimes a dev will make a bunch of open source stuff and then get enterprise roles on proprietary software and just laser-eye you if you acknowledge their older work at all.

Sorry I acknowledged your resume building phase, did you even know which license you picked?

toting my unidentifiable handheld and just being like: "yeah just playing homebrew tetris on my pocket cryptid"

I am holding down solid food for the first time since I got sick. I feel so bloated now though. I wonder if I'll be able to handle another meal before I head out. My meds are keeping the symptoms away except for the weariness and uncontrollable sneezing so far though.

You wanna medicalize this shit motherfucker? Okay! I diagnose you with gender object permanence disorder the way you keep misgendering me. *Throws an assortment of pills at you from my pockets like Dr. Mario*

More fediverse servers should advertise not logging your IP address.

Catgirls, puppygirls, make some fucking room. The elephant shrew girls have arrived.

Trotsky would have LOVED Arch Linux

Doing my first covid home test. Yay :)