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9/11 

@maia I would never post an unfunny cheap 9/11 joke

:911: 

Who did it better? (left image is an official US Govt Meme about 9/11)

unhingedposting 

*tortures you*
*tortures you*
*tortures you*

oh yeah? you're an illegalist? define every term on the NSA spook list!

heh, I thought not. poser. 😎👉👉

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I can fave two posts at once watch this!

*loud crashing and banging noises*

Oh yeah 9/11 is the best time to just say all the PRISM tracked keywords without anyone being able to give a shit.

:gwbush: "Hey kids post some fun words"
attrition.org/misc/keywords.ht

"Flintlock, cybercash, government, hate, speedbump, illuminati, president, freedom, cocaine, $, Roswell, ESN, COS, E.T., credit card, b9, fraud, assasinate, virus, anarchy, rogue, mailbomb"
:gwbush: 💬

earlier I said I was gonna stop being silly for today 

I make the strippers wear WTC twin tower pasties for extra dollary-doos. I just can't "mission accomplished" otherwise. 🇱🇷
:gwbush: 💬

why I "still" mask 

I am pretty sure we don't need a study to establish that the coronavirus doesn't have a receptor that destroys itself due to presidential decrees.

This sounds like some shit EU people would make up to make fun of how weirdly unsafe american home electrical systems are, but it really did just happen.

I had to go shoplift a new power strip.
Below is a picture of the offender.

This shit was really old, but I have even older ones that have never done something like this.

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The power strip with "surge protection" that I had my router and modem plugged into flashed really bright with sparks and then started smoking after I hit the reset switch. Big loud pop too!

I think I may have been using that one for too long.

George W. Bush :gwbush: doesn't go down chimneys but he does fly planes through them, so he's still kinda like the Santa of 9/11 :911:

love the modern internet where signing up for things means immediately getting your account locked for no reason

To my knowledge this is the first non-proprietary speech to text service available on Android. Finally! Apparently this first released in February.

f-droid.org/packages/com.elish

I wouldn't use it myself, but I know this is a show-stopper for lots of people who may have otherwise considered using AOSP or an AOSP based rom without Gapps/Samsung UI.

France recognised Western Sahara as part of Morocco, meaning that Macron's France has formally accepted that territories can be conquered through military means. The US has provided Israel will all of the cover to do the same.

The more this becomes the status quo, the more very basic assumptions about sovereignty start crumbling, meaning any smaller nation to a bigger and more aggressive nation is at greater risk.

so cool that we can all come together and celebrate 9/11

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