Would gave been fine with the Y2K apocalypse bucket, but that scares off tge girls. Maybe there is sonething to be said for sealed buckets. At least they won't hurt you.

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Why do old can openers look like that anyways?

My wife left me just like I left my can-opener at home before we moved into the survival bunker. Sometines life is harsh like solder-sealed can beans opened with a 15inch chrome-played "survival knife." The fates are truly a harsh mistress, hounding me from the paper label of Heinz baked beans.

You think your pain and your heartbreak are unprecedented in the history of the world, but then you read. It was books that taught me that the things that tormented me most were the very things that connected me with all the people who were alive, or who had ever been alive.

-James Baldwin

We are making connections to those who came before! We are not alone in our struggle! Don't forget!

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@desktopdotini Meta A.I. taco bell attendant begging and pleading for you to stop hitting blinkers and peaking your microphone coughing at the metaverse self-order kiosk.

mimo art
What the Cat!?
from: Noisz Starlivht (its spelled that way)

bonus: What but hes wearing a hat.

they kicked me out of the metaverse taco bell for hitting a digital chop while deciding what to order

SvarDOS: an open-source DOS distribution

SvarDOS is an open-source project that is meant to integrate the best out of the currently available DOS tools, drivers and games. DOS development has been abandoned by commercial players a long time ago, mostly during early nineties. Nowadays it survives solely through the efforts of hobbyists and retro-enthusiasts, but this is a highly sparse and

osnews.com/story/144420/svardo

#RetroComputing

lineage os issues 

@mokosh has lineageOS fucked up your cell provider's APN info? Hard to check, but that can be the cause of this kind of jank in Android custom roms.

fanfiction (untrue stories about airflow machines)

cloudflare's latest breathless announcement is how they'll save your website's bandwidth from AI crawlers by replacing the crawler downloading the whole site and converting it to Markdown with cloudflare downloading the whole site and converting it to Markdown for them, and there is just so much to unpack that I don't even know where to begin blog.cloudflare.com/markdown-f

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@lina I read a blog post by the author, who also claims to have finished the project in time thanks to "responsible LLM usage" and spends lots of words defending their vibe coding on the project. I and others are already of the mindset that LLM-generated portions of code are not even copyrightable anyways. Then there is also dual-licensing being offered to bypass the AGPL on top of all that. A complete mess, legally.

*May I have your attention please*

This Red Squirrel built a fort DIRECTLY BELOW THE BIRD FEEDER.

#Squirrels

Everyone else is decorating their homes with joy,

but in Gaza, we decorate our tents with patience. Ramadan in Gaza isn't just about fasting from food,

it's about fasting from life itself. You can lessen our suffering with a small donation that could make all the difference. You are our only hope. 🙏💔. gofund.me/69b0e26cb
#Gaza #Palestine #GazaVerified #israel #StopTheGenocide #FreePalestine #fediAid
@gimulnautti @mothninja @denissalem @gvenema @davidculley @tillgrallert @tansy @stephanies @ciaranmak @chielk @neutrinoceros @whangdoodler @kotaro @jackyan @lashman @mynameistillian

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