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no i dontknow or care what this alpha beta sigma thing is I'm doing something else sounds like some gay sorority crap and im no faggot . now Would you pass me the lube i cant get my dick to come out of the toaster itts bottoming out too haha ok seriously tho

fediverse mermaid who lures their victims in by posting slightly incorrect things about linux

psa that if you are on windows, it is probably a good idea to turn on controlled folder access and add your browser folders as a protected folder so that if you catch malware, you can be notified if it tries to exfil anything

New hobby: listening to podcasts of self-proclaimed prophets.

Hello, a friend's partner in the Appleton area of Wisconsin is facing homelessness and needs options and material help. Can anyone help them? Please DM for more details, they're not on Mastodon and they're not sure what kind of private info they'd like to reveal at this moment. But they really REALLY need help. They have until mid-April to find a new place to sleep.

Boosts are always appreciated. Thank you for reading and caring.

fellow white people,

if you find yourself saying "I don't know what woke meant before", "I'm referring to the modern definition of woke", or just straight-up using shit terms like "woke mind virus"

how about you: don't use that word, then

nonsense 

In a truly free society, we are all each other's psychiatrists 🤪

I used to read this book a lot in the library as a kid.

nonsense 

Armchair diagnosis for you based on your use of CWs:

You have pallagra and sick brain disease. Consult a logout button for medical help and eat a tasty snack with the nutrients you need.

Machines cannot be held accountable for missing the joke badly and therefore cannot be held responsible for comedy decisions.

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Where do we check the "I agree with Al Gore" tickbox? Replace that climate change info banner with a picture of Al Gore doing a thumbs-up or something.

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I think YouTube hides my channel in search results because our first video got slapped with the "Climate Change" fact-check gadget automatically. To be fair, it contains footage of a climate change denialist. However, I wish there was room for parody.

The nice thing about being commissioned for drawing goo/smile is that you get to draw goo/slime >:)

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