Goo Truther @thufie@pixie.town

girls with big thighs from biking there instead

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people of pale pigmentation

Hey website boy? Can I make a humble suggestion for upstream? I think it really suits the new brand push for better marketing data for our new journalist friends.

#MastoDev #Surveillance

@billgoats prepare for tactical insertion, soldier

Who is better at identifying a gun?

@emilymbender I feared for my life

Hey what's up y'all we're just checking in from pixie.town you better not be shitposting on the fediblock hashtag (we are checking)

@royaltheartist@jorts.horse oh no! someone has thrown a machine gun on a sandbagged-tripod into the Toyota truck! Who could have foreseen this?

"its okie sweetie I just need to double down on my new philosemitic obsession with a rabbinical ethics term I heard about a week or two ago and everything will turn out great. just breathe. I am not racist."

*re-applies lipstick*

admin announcement: gnomefield is being sent to the shadow realm. say your goodbyes.

catching a wave over IP! 🏄 💻

💻 surfing on one of these old fellas? we used to call these digital surfboards (laptops), nowadays you can surf the web from your internet-enabled phone or pager! wowza!

this boy sure knows how to hold some wood

@maia I would never post an unfunny cheap 9/11 joke

@Lily this is my grub background, incorporating my custom thinkpad bootsplash. What's nice is that it persists from bios bootsplash onto the disk decryption console prompt