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@twisted@pixie.town
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
nsfw, genitals, food, bad
boba tea orchiectomy
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porn goop 
having racist friends is the opposite of sexy 👍
mh posting
how to tell your wife that her favorite verbal stim triggers your cptsd
i felt too bad to say anything for at minimum six weeks
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It probably speaks volumes about American cultural imperialism that I am more aware of what's going on in US politics than what's going on in my own country's politics, because we are constantly bombarded with information from and about the US
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i like being in my echo chamber where you're not allowed to be a nazi, or racist, or transphobic, or spread some antivax bullshit, or be a journalist, and so on
i love saying trebuchet terfs 2023 without getting instabanned actually
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that's my blorbo from my prophecies eternal, the figure cloaked in legend, herald of the end of the age of man
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blorbo from my Rorschach tests
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sex is a myth and it's not real. it's fake, it's a ruse, it's a common misconception. that's not sex, I'm telling you, they really are wrestling. everyone's a sports fan
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rental gear liquid
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@thufie just waiting for the Jeffplot-twist
waiting for some trusted admin to remove a mask and BOOM
they were jeff this whole time
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leftists who think the emotive hairy man cartoon or the nazi frog cartoon is okay when it's saying the things they like
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@vantablack That Fourth Estate organization claims to represent newsrooms and such, but by this point I am beginning to wonder how many organizations are *actually* involved with it, vs. how much hot air it is
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fuck you. don't frame it like I'm missing out on something important by driving past a presidential library. all presidents were monsters. vice presidents too, fuck em. never known a good one
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saw a sign in Iowa for "Iowa's ONLY Presidential Museum" and I had half a mind to drive there and piss on the doorstep of the Herbert Hoover Presidential Library
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putting a robot gf in battery saving mode
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opsec is trauma response
please, miss gender was my mother. call me trans
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hetero sex was invented by the US government. and that's why it's so bad, lacking, and plagued by procedural issues
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
