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@twisted@pixie.town
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- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
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I AM SOFT AND FLUFFY, I AM UNSTOPPABLE, I AM FOXGIRL
fear me 
keep mastodon weird
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I need everyone to know that every time i boost a vulture post i am standing at my computer hooting and hollering with a giant foam finger and a double soda can hat
nice $44 million website bro. fae just lets me post 'cause i'm goofy. #onHere
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Caps, shitpost, cursed, nick cage
A SECOND PLANE HAS HIT THE CON AIR
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as a schizophrenic video editor who likes covering little-known topics...
i DO stay niche, i HAVE seen footage, and i DO stay noided
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now how about this. a genderfluid person who only ever uses the restroom that doesn't align with their gender identity at the time. to level stealth and stick it to transphobes
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haha yeah maybe i just need to go out side. clear my head a lil. *never comes back*
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buying super mega baseball 3 so I can make a team of dudes with fucking dumpers
mh-
ok i went for a walk now i feel even more manic
haha yeah maybe i just need to go out side. clear my head a lil. *never comes back*
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shitpost (cursed)
I think jerma is cute tbh
I wanna pet him like a catboy
He's a fuckin himbo :3
alc
DRUNKIRBY UNDEFEATED
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fedi instance concept bird.site for posting about birds. or being a bird
my human won't let me lick its armpits. literally 1984 💭🐈⬛
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
