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- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
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that's not just my girlfriend, that's your wife!!
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eugen needs to know one thing: fedi will never be successful until it has this
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t4t parking space
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Trans lesbians (both transmasc ans transfem) are incredible and amazing and i love them so much
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There's too many content creators and not enough content destroyers.
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maslowes hierarchy but just under the massive "getting railed in a sundress" triangle is a tiny sliver that says "drinking my dumb bitch juice"
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The lesbian solutions moderation team reads all your DMs with psychic powers granted to us by a dark demonic entity. Unfortunately, it gets a little dull sometimes, so please make sure to spice it up a little
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all transfems know is program, play they instrument, girls, be neurodivergent, eat estrogen and lie
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dear boss,
I won't be coming in today. I'm taking a mental health year and I've already scheduled hot girl shit. as you may understand, I'll be very busy with that.
good luck!
- Vulture
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soon it will be no gender november
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referring to vitamin d deficiency as "seattle-style depression"
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oh shit wow halloween is only in four days better throw a costume together, quick! 🤔💭
i know! i'll be a depressed neurodivergent punk trans girl this year! 😁
this'll be really hard to pull off, wish me luck 😂
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דגל שכור 🏴 
getting me an imposter girl because the way she using that tongue is sus!
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death grips 100 gecs collab why not
plural violence
polyfrag your CO
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big thank you to all the mods, admins, and regular users who put in the work
sigma female tip: sexual attraction diverts valuable energy away from the grind, time spent on romancing a partner is time that could be spent on making money
i get ZERO bitches ( 
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- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
