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@twisted@pixie.town
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
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happy ace day to all those attorneys
rant, guns, uspol
Can I just say as a gun owner: 95% of gun owners are utterly insane. I just read a piece arguing that a laser on a handgun works as an "effective deterrent" because "would-be attackers... will notice a red or green dot on their body and will probably think twice before coming any closer."
In order to do this you need to train a handgun on somebody without firing it for long enough for them to notice that their body has a laser on it and make the conscious decision to call off the "attack." If that's going to happen, it's going to happen when you pull a gun on them (spoilers: most people do not call off their "attack" when a deadly weapon gets brandished at them, they go into fight-or-flight mode and come at you harder). This advice is going to get people killed. Laser sights are for you to see where you're aiming, as a supplement to irons or a red-dot. Using them as a threat is a good way to turn a potential robber (that seems to be the most common justification for these "self-defense situations") into a cornered animal fighting for their life in a split second. If you pull a gun on someone, fucking shoot them. This John Wayne bullshit is for cowboys and neo-Nazis - and that's who *I'm* thinking of when I say " attacker." It's unsurprising that the author of this piece of terrible advice cut his teeth doing war crimes to unarmed Iraqi and Afghani civilians.
how do i remove the marijuana leaf from my verified tag. @ElonMusk
uspol, ilpol, palestine
@thufie it's a gift for the american evangelicals 😇 they're going to bring back jesus for easter #Blessed #HeIsRisen
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meta subtoot, corporations on fedi
And so the arguing over "is this corporation behaving badly enough to ban or should we let them continue posting noise?" begins...
This is *precisely* why you ban corporations on sight, because this is how it goes every time, and the outcome is also the same every time: a dishonest wasteland of corporations trying to emulate human connection
could liberals be lighting incense in your home? sources say "it smells like sandalwood."
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some Br*tish Petroleum executive: no NO stop sending us feet pics that's NOT how we calculate your personal carbon footprint!!!1!
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catholics when dogholics show up
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With this whole 'metaverse' hype it's really obvious who was around for Second Life and who wasn't
i don't know if i can glow in the dark, but we're gonna find out *licks the radium paintbrush*
live trucker reaction
im the real ted crux you can sue me if im not the real ted crux
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Trans day of pyrokinesis
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Goo Truther 
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BREAKING: Trans Day of Visibility sees many members of the transgender community wearing camouflage in a bid to avoid detection.
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SPONSORED: This #TransDayOfVisibility, we're asking everyone to post photos showing trans pride and joy 👏 preferably with identifiable faces — Palantir
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gonna change my legal name to Scam Likely
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hi small reminder, in the coming times please please do your best to cw transphobic stuff
yes i know it's important to share and make cis people aware of whats going on, but please. im so exhausted of being aware
yes i know it's important to share and make cis people aware of whats going on, but please. im so exhausted of being aware
ableism
if you are a "parent" of an Autistic child and you are joining the tylenol class-action lawsuits:
- what
- no
- stop
- if you get a payout give it to your child they deserve it for having to deal with you, plus it's their autism
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"i use linux as my operating system," i state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. he swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision.
"actually," he says with a grin, "linux is just the kernel. you use GNU+linux."
i don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "i use alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. it's linux, but it's not GNU+linux."
the smile quickly drops from the man's face. his body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth as he drop to the floor with a sickly thud. as he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!"
coolly, i reply "if windows was compiled with gcc, would that make it GNU?" i interrupt his response with "and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. even if you were correct, you won't be for long."
with a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. he lies on the floor, cold and limp. i've womansplained him to death.
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
