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they say if you collect every piece of the twin towers you can summon ronald reagan to grant one wish

Not saying it's hot out but I've just seen an abandoned, saturated bra on the pavement near my house. Not sure if the owner discarded it in a fit of heat-induced frustration or literally melted and it's all that's left of her. Either way, it's not great

why do tech companies assume i want to be part of their polycule every time i use their product. get your 300 partners out of here

Black cats deserve love, just as much as other cats do.

As much as all living beings.

Here's an old but gold picture! She's way too cute with that play mat. :blobcataww:

#Caturday #BlackCat #AdoptDontShop

Wear a mask. Wear a mask. Wear a mask. Wear a mask

fediverse client bikeshedding 

It would be cool if there was a fediverse client that supported custom context menus and smart link highlighting for users, instances, tags, and links to other posts, alongside posts themselves. Including moderation actions and custom posting macros (make a button that drafts a 'boost with cw' style repost, etc).

how its made voice 

the globus

lewd 

Dang, I missed the 20th anniversary of "why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock" Day

theonion.com/why-do-all-these-

Every time you boost a post of mine you stir my goo

How Its Made voice 

Workers make micro-SD cards by putting bad and naughty SD cards into the flash compactor.

"AI" 

Roko's basilisk is just techbro idolatry

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