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conspiracy theory nonsense 

Type of "Secret Space Program" guy who thinks Saddam Hussein had a Stargate which was seized during the Gulf War by shadowy powers.

Pull up machines and standing equipment in gyms are not enough I need to engage my entire core and body without shaking the thing over, or being forced into an awkward restricted position. Monkey ancestor time calls for me, and these sanitized mockeries of tree swinging are INSUFFICIENT 😤😤😤

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introducing my new font 

DaVinci-Code

nonsense 

Did you know the vegas orb is getting trepanned to release bad spirits?

Gregor Samsa awoke one morning to find himself become a caucasian

no context 

I don't know if anyone has ever told you this: but your dog is definitely not from this solar system.

new-age sillyposting 

It was six chakras to the back of the head, officials ruled it a "self-reincarnation"...

However those of us in the know knew that Debbie had downloaded information from the Akashic records that may have lead to the dimensional-downgrading of Hillary Clinton.

I'm downloading the new Smash roster from the Akashic records: Fire Emblem fans are in for a treat.

new-age sillyposting 

It was six chakras to the back of the head, officials ruled it a "self-reincarnation"...

However those of us in the know knew that Debbie had downloaded information from the Akashic records that may have lead to the dimensional-downgrading of Hillary Clinton.

I'm downloading the new Smash roster from the Akashic records: Fire Emblem fans are in for a treat.

Bit knows how to turn on the laser pointer now. Somehow I caught it on video! 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛💨

PLEASE BOOST: Icelandair broke two wheels off my new suitcase. I'm stuck in KEF airport in Iceland. Is the reach of Mastodon powerful enough that it can find someone nearby who can help me get a new suitcase that has dimensions that can be checked on Austrian Air? I think that's 158 cm linear.

If you vape remember to disinfect new vape cartridges. That shit's tested by humans sometimes and not usually washed afterwards.

underboob liquid cooling heat exchanger tank top

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