Goo Truther @thufie@pixie.town

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Still utterly surreal that I got pidgeonholed by someone I actually met for posting about fucking lentils of all things. People seriously need to find something better to do than making me into an enemy over a legume.

Lentils Enemy ⚔️

Fear of Heights / Down to Earth alignment chart

We've now talked of the benefits linked with being a down to earth kind of person.

One of the benefits of being a up from earth kind of person is descending from the troposphere in a special flight suit to your destination of choice using nothing but the potential energy in your plummet from space.

Bitches who are mean to me behind my back should apologize and just let me feed them some lentil dishes. They are fucking great you cowards, use them smashed, boiled, and spiced atop rice. Otherwise remain my lentils enemy in my heart forever. If you cannot grasp the importance of legumes that's your loss. 😤

This is your pilot, Thiccarus, speaking. On behalf of Delta Airlines I would like to wish you all a great flight.

One of the benefits of being a down to earth kinda person is peeking at the bugs under the rocks and being really content.

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my lentils,
Make it last forever legumes never end,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to spice,
Curry is too easy, but that's the way it is.

New game concept: Squad based shooter where gamers aren't allowed to play it. Instead normal people get 'drafted' into a day of playtime at random. As a social experiment.