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i need to assemble a bug type pokemon team immediately

You can help by doing your shart!
Shitting guarantees citizenship.

Help Nina, a trans woman move out of Texas to Washington by July, 2025. Money will be used for rent and down payment as she tries to find a stable job.

"Texas is beginning to pass harsher and more dangerous legislation that directly effects me as a trans woman. My identity is not legally recognized and most recently, Odessa (where I go to meet my endocrinologist for HRT) has recently passed a bathroom ban targeted at transgender individuals that can result in us paying up to $10,500 usd."

Goal: 325/8000 dollars

Link:

gofundme.com/f/help-nina-move-

Tags: #GTFOmyState #MutualAid #MutualAidRequest #crowdfund #crowdfunding #fundraising

i read the phrase "white monster energy" on my tl earlier and it took a beat to determine if it was about systemic racial bias, super lewd, or caffeine drink

AI spongebob is teaching me how to cuss in polish

Type of guy who thinks secret black budget military spending goes to Stargate instead of coke.

just saw a guy on the bus with a hat that said "kill your local twitch streamer"

As a Blind person i never thought i would be on social media savoring photos. But the communal Mastodon alt text game is so strong that sweet, poetic or silly descriptions abound on my timeline. Thanks to legions of people who take time to write a meaningful description of the ephemera they post, i learn so much about insects, plants, buildings, memes — all dispatches from a dimension of the world that i otherwise wouldn't experience. If you're wondering whether anybody reads these things: YES.

I’ve highlighted the important bits of Assad’s first statement since fleeing Syria like a coward

:bestbeetle: *nudges you awake, buzzes, does a little dance*

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HEY. to anyone who posts on youtube: please turn this off. i don't have to explain why

girls that get along because they are the same dog breed

whiteness 

Remember that time in 2012 when white people pretended to care about detaining ICC fugitives as a viral bit?

weed 

So Xfce 4.20 was released today, and with a release number like that what better way is there to celebrate than to get together with your bestie and blaze it?

Fun little commission I got from @anarceus

#xfce #xfce420 #420 #xenia #xue

Thanks to being on vacation, I lasted 15 days, but literally my first day back at work I had to hear last christmas, thus making me lose
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They don't tell you this in training but one of the occupational hazards of being a barista is losing whamageddon
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