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elon musk, animal gore description, image from JoJo's bizarre adventure 

elon musk is just trying to bring back good ol' industrialist tradition of miscellanious ridiculous inventions that all have the side effect of compacting lots of rats into homogenous flesh cubes.

all you know is disc orb, you should instead appreciate juggle orb

:weed: 

I'm saving up for the Dragon Ball Z Blunt Rotation Backpack which is why I won't ever be a homeowner

Shitpoetry was the past and will be the future as well. Opsec-friendly too!

Laugh with a toast to the truth!

re: re: I have created a custom emoji to surpass metal gear 

:gwbush: ✈️ :911: 🇺🇸
Never Forget Our Amazing President!

edit: audio clip is George W Bush "That sure was a terrible pilot" quote.

Who keeps more thorough and organized receipts?

(screenshots of things they personally don't like, organized in folders on their computer for re-circulation among sympathetic or gullible group chats)

*wakes up groggy and grabs the broom after a sip of coffee*

Call before you dig? That's a bunch of big government hogwash. There's free copper and sewer lines down there! And fiber's good for your diet too!

*Weighing the audience as I start my comedy act*

So, April, Am I right?

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