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Roommate: watcha doin?

Me not wanting to say I'm tooting nor explain the fediverse: I'm tweeting

Roommate's bf: why are you on that nazi site?

Me digging myself deeper into this hellhole: I'm not...

[poking the ai bubble with a stick] pop, damn you

@mynameistillian okay assuming it is a phonetic keyboard layout by default is so funny. Like every other language has to design their keyboard to fit into US Qwerty. Thing is, they probably could have setup a phonetic cyrillic layout for Qwerty if they had tried.

my favourite failed translation moment was when there was this Jason Bourne movie and in one of the scenes where they show his fake soviet passport and there's gibberish in russian

and the funny thing is you can clearly tell whoever wrote this movie is from USA cuz they really thought switching the keyboard layout to russian and pressing the same keys will somehow transcribe the name correctly

There isn’t really anything like the feeling of a cat wanting your attention / affection. *mew mew mew* *paw paw paw*

Cutest little nuggets.

Here are some updated pictures of the boys! They’re huge. They can paw at the kitchen counters and peek their heads over our desks when they reach up now.

To think they will keep growing and filling out slowly as they mature for 3-4 more years. :cat_heart_eyes:

Sorry, I missed #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon

The post above me is off-sides and receives a penalty

urologycore 

I like stock photos that have models making faces which are way too enthusiastic for the situation

The only certainties in this life are:
1. Death
2. Ancient Astronaut Theorists say: Yes

Paying the landlord extra pet rent after I adopted a lovely black mold ❤️

Keep the pressure on them!

Border Patrol recruitment events in September:

careers.cbp.gov/s/connect-to-r

-9/3 Laredo, TX (Job Fair)
-9/5-7 Big Bear, CA (Tough Mudder)
-9/5-7 Scottsdale, AZ (Rodeo)
-9/6-7 Glen Jean, WV (Spartan Trifecta)
-9/6 Philadelphia, PA (Spartan Stadion)
-9/10 Devils Lake, ND (Job Fair)
-9/12 Charlotte, NC (College Career Fair)
-9/12-13 Greensboro, NC (Rodeo)
-9/12-14 Queen Creek, AZ (Gun Expo)
-9/13-14 Snohomish, WA (Spartan)
-9/15-16 Provo, UT (Law Enforcement Expo)
-9/16-17 College Station, TX (College Career Fair)
-9/17 Indio, CA (Job Fair)
-9/18 Shalimar, FL (Job Fair)
-9/18 El Paso, TX (Veterans Job Fair)
-9/18 Tampa, FL (Law Enforcement Hiring Event)
-9/19-21 Huntington Beach, CA (Fitness Festival)
-9/19-21 Loudon, NH (NASCAR Race)
-9/24 Houston, TX (College Career Fair)
-9/26-28 San Diego, CA (Air Show)
-9/27 Fort Carson, CO (Tough Mudder)
-9/30 Corpus Christi, TX (College Career Fair)
-10/7 Amarillo, TX (Job Fair)
-10/8 Houston, TX (College Career Fair)
-10/15 Boise, ID (College Career Fair)

President Grover Cleveland made "Labor Day" an official holiday in order to sap momentum from May Day, the day of revolutionary resistance that anarchists established in 1886.

But efforts to reform capitalism have failed. The gulf between the wealthy few and the rest of us is wider than ever today. We need a revolution.

Let's not simply ask for more crumbs from the table—let's fight for the abolition of capitalism and work itself.

crimethinc.com/antiwork

"When we say anti-work, we don’t mean an abstract political position disapproving of work; we mean a practice that actively abolishes the necessity to work, the way that anti-matter annihilates matter. In other words, an activity aimed at doing away with all the mechanisms that serve to concentrate power—from debt to intellectual property rights and the prison-industrial complex. All the things that force us to keep putting our noses back to the grindstone when there are so many other things we’d prefer to be doing."

nsfw yiff re: badly edited food/groceries (nonvegan included), slime 

So I just found out that somebody made yiff of their foxsona cumming in the slime fridge

e621.net/posts/5621800

tagging @nightjar because this is extremely cursed

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badly edited food/groceries (nonvegan included), slime 

Remember slime fridge?
Pepperidge farm remembers. :slime:

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