Goo Truther @thufie@pixie.town

edit: This is based on information from the Nintendo direct which has since been corrected in other sources by Nintendo. No footage to confirm, though. The following post's sentiments could easily apply to most console games nowadays though. A more fair assesment would be ~$520 USD.

What is the point of modern consoles if you have to buy multiple consoles to play with friends? The economic sense is just completely gone. Take this example, as split-screen is dead on consoles, in the cheapest scenario without Nintendo Switch Online and using local link play.

Kirby Riders 4-player multiplayer minimum cost - 2025:
~$2,080

Kirby Air Ride 4-player multiplayer minimum cost - 2003:
~$260

So who the fuck is this for?

Hit by a:
horse truck
horse tram

In a better world I'd get hit by a Cargo Tram and Isekai'd into another world that had a truck which could then isekai me back to the Cargo Tram world

Running a shady 5000 line bash "privacy and debloat" script as root that I downloaded from privacy.haus.party on my immutable linux distro just to feel something.

For best results adjust your microwave to love and light.

For the fucking love of G-d stop calling yourself a fucking refugee or homeless or immigrant or whatever because you learned you could log off and re-evaluate your online presence.

Get your perspective in order before you start carelessly using the language of people who are actually in danger.

Organized competitive sports has led to diplomatic sports-washing for modern slavery, massive fraud, and imposition of niche competitive rules as general law in society to the detriment of all.

However I don't think put thing in other thing to get points will be going away soon. So humans better find a way to healthily relate to friendly competition in the next century. Instead of whatever this is, where the Olympics and other large events are largely a means of fucking things up instead of fostering peace and well being.

Which makes me wonder... Are there serious anthropological or social analyses of the role of sports generally by critical scholarship and egalitarian social theorists which tackle these issues?