Goo Truther @thufie@pixie.town

Please don't uncritically accept the veracity of reports concerning the bathrooms at Shit-tero™️ corporate HQ. They are wild and unsubstantiated claims. Our smart toilets are your friend and are here to help you.

How are sidewalk delivery bots not legally-speaking just some discarded street garbage that anyone can take? Is it just cowardice?

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The problem with mobile web browsers is that you aren't shitting and crapping enough.

Silicon Valley startup voice: "I have an idea"

I feel like I am getting closer to solving web browsing. I need VC funding and an AI assistant robot that is actually just a buggy LSD microdose dispenser. Whoops that dose was a little macro ok lets launch the product I'm calling it "Shit-tero" it is the AI powered toilet that massages your colon with massive hydraulic arms.

The problem with web browsers is that they aren't trying to launch other applications on my desktop often enough. Now with FuckBrowser by FuckCorp your web browser will open a random link on each webpage with a random application on your desktop every time you load a page.

The problem with web browsers is that I don't feel the scrolling like I do on a classical text scroll. The scroll wheel doesn't capture the feeling of worriedly and gently shifting extremely fragile stitched papyrus sheets between wooden rods.

Welcome to the bookmarks globe feature. It will populate the earth with your browser bookmarks, placing them along key "ley lines". By leveraging AI and sacred geometry, you will download a higher dimensional energy when you login to Facebook.

Spoon browser (not a fork)

(is still a fork)

You know what? You've been bad. The next time you update your shit corpo chrome fork browser the tab bar is gonna go to the bottom and populate from right to left and do your AI horoscope. This is what you get.

What I won't understand is switching from one corpo bullshit browser fork to another. Brave, Vivaldi, etc. What's the appeal of adding more bullshit instead of removing it? You can add anything worthwhile back via extensions to a less bloated setup.

I think browsers are flipping shit generally because they really ought not to do anything more, but corpo bullshit forever-growth demands forever more than what's reasonably needed and pertinent to an actual web browser. The basics have been nailed down by all major parties a few years ago and everybody with shareholders or VC funding is in a panic looking for more.