Goo Truther @thufie@pixie.town

Roommate: watcha doin?

Me not wanting to say I'm tooting nor explain the fediverse: I'm tweeting

Roommate's bf: why are you on that nazi site?

Me digging myself deeper into this hellhole: I'm not...

my favourite failed translation moment was when there was this Jason Bourne movie and in one of the scenes where they show his fake soviet passport and there's gibberish in russian

and the funny thing is you can clearly tell whoever wrote this movie is from USA cuz they really thought switching the keyboard layout to russian and pressing the same keys will somehow transcribe the name correctly

Shrimp Tuesday!

There isn’t really anything like the feeling of a cat wanting your attention / affection. *mew mew mew* *paw paw paw*

Cutest little nuggets.

Here are some updated pictures of the boys! They’re huge. They can paw at the kitchen counters and peek their heads over our desks when they reach up now.

To think they will keep growing and filling out slowly as they mature for 3-4 more years.

Sorry, I missed #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon

The post above me is off-sides and receives a penalty

I like stock photos that have models making faces which are way too enthusiastic for the situation

I'm downloading the new Smash roster from the Akashic records: Fire Emblem fans are in for a treat.

The only certainties in this life are:
1. Death
2. Ancient Astronaut Theorists say: Yes

Paying the landlord extra pet rent after I adopted a lovely black mold ❤️

*Unsheathes my ​atana*

say it

#furry #furryart #krita

Nonblack people be normal about Black people with criminal records difficulty: Actually fucking impossible

Cats don't hold hands but these two do hold tails. #CatsOfMastodon #Cats #CharAndStar

Keep the pressure on them!

Border Patrol recruitment events in September:

https://careers.cbp.gov/s/connect-to-recruiter/event-calendar

-9/3 Laredo, TX (Job Fair)
-9/5-7 Big Bear, CA (Tough Mudder)
-9/5-7 Scottsdale, AZ (Rodeo)
-9/6-7 Glen Jean, WV (Spartan Trifecta)
-9/6 Philadelphia, PA (Spartan Stadion)
-9/10 Devils Lake, ND (Job Fair)
-9/12 Charlotte, NC (College Career Fair)
-9/12-13 Greensboro, NC (Rodeo)
-9/12-14 Queen Creek, AZ (Gun Expo)
-9/13-14 Snohomish, WA (Spartan)
-9/15-16 Provo, UT (Law Enforcement Expo)
-9/16-17 College Station, TX (College Career Fair)
-9/17 Indio, CA (Job Fair)
-9/18 Shalimar, FL (Job Fair)
-9/18 El Paso, TX (Veterans Job Fair)
-9/18 Tampa, FL (Law Enforcement Hiring Event)
-9/19-21 Huntington Beach, CA (Fitness Festival)
-9/19-21 Loudon, NH (NASCAR Race)
-9/24 Houston, TX (College Career Fair)
-9/26-28 San Diego, CA (Air Show)
-9/27 Fort Carson, CO (Tough Mudder)
-9/30 Corpus Christi, TX (College Career Fair)
-10/7 Amarillo, TX (Job Fair)
-10/8 Houston, TX (College Career Fair)
-10/15 Boise, ID (College Career Fair)