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tech and games are too expensive. 

People complaining about not buying the latest console are kinda missing the follow-up point that families and households have to buy multiple ones now, like goddamn smartphones. They are personal machines which don't support split screen or shared screen gameplay anymore, and that's too damned expensive. Is a house supposed to buy a console, laptop, and phone for every member of the household now by default? None of this makes any damned sense unless you acknowledge that we're being fucking juiced by rent seeking shit instead of reaping the genuine rewards of better technology (which would be some goddamned economy!).

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edit: This is based on information from the Nintendo direct which has since been corrected in other sources by Nintendo. No footage to confirm, though. The following post's sentiments could easily apply to most console games nowadays though. A more fair assesment would be ~$520 USD.

What is the point of modern consoles if you have to buy multiple consoles to play with friends? The economic sense is just completely gone. Take this example, as split-screen is dead on consoles, in the cheapest scenario without Nintendo Switch Online and using local link play.

Kirby Riders 4-player multiplayer minimum cost - 2025:
~$2,080

Kirby Air Ride 4-player multiplayer minimum cost - 2003:
~$260

So who the fuck is this for?

retail workers not being allowed to sit down is due to nothing more than cruelty

Every time you boost a post of mine you stir my goo

I support trans name changes I also support changing your name from Pete to Peat.

sonic's podiatrist: 

I've been seen emails and such like this one often:

"Do he hedgehog feets smells really really badly bigly stinkly when he takes them off for you, sir?"

I must reiterate: I cannot comment on this as it would be a violation of doctor patient confidentiality. Stop dming me and emailing me. I need to get back to work uploading all the patient's feet pics into a machine learning model for the institute.

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nsfw yiff re: badly edited food/groceries (nonvegan included), slime 

So I just found out that somebody made yiff of their foxsona cumming in the slime fridge

e621.net/posts/5621800

tagging @nightjar because this is extremely cursed

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badly edited food/groceries (nonvegan included), slime 

Remember slime fridge?
Pepperidge farm remembers. :slime:

How Its Made voice 

Workers make micro-SD cards by putting bad and naughty SD cards into the flash compactor.

"Namco can't keep the rights to my wife, so once more, in this game, I will be cheating on her with a new Pac Girl."
:pacman: 💬

Ayyy, I'm Ascendin' 'ova 'ere buddy, watchit!

Some people would say I live under a rock. However if you were cultured you'd know it is actually a very beautiful and exceptional rock within my rock dwelling circles. I bet you can't you can't even identify this "rock".

Ubuntu running on the self checkout because shoplifting creates community and togetherness ❤️❤️🌍

For best results adjust your microwave to love and light.

Running a shady 5000 line bash "privacy and debloat" script as root that I downloaded from privacy.haus.party on my immutable linux distro just to feel something.

Good morning / afternoon / evening / night dear birds of a feather! 🏴

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