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George W. Bush :gwbush: doesn't go down chimneys but he does fly planes through them, so he's still kinda like the Santa of 9/11 :911:

it's weird that they keep rebuilding the towers and stealing planes every year to reenact it. ah well ive got my snacks and a good chair spot

9/11 

@maia I would never post an unfunny cheap 9/11 joke

:911: 

Who did it better? (left image is an official US Govt Meme about 9/11)

unhingedposting 

*tortures you*
*tortures you*
*tortures you*

oh yeah? you're an illegalist? define every term on the NSA spook list!

heh, I thought not. poser. 😎👉👉

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I can fave two posts at once watch this!

*loud crashing and banging noises*

Oh yeah 9/11 is the best time to just say all the PRISM tracked keywords without anyone being able to give a shit.

:gwbush: "Hey kids post some fun words"
attrition.org/misc/keywords.ht

"Flintlock, cybercash, government, hate, speedbump, illuminati, president, freedom, cocaine, $, Roswell, ESN, COS, E.T., credit card, b9, fraud, assasinate, virus, anarchy, rogue, mailbomb"
:gwbush: 💬

@enbyss let me know if you see any scifi on the tv tropes pages about terrorism or 9/11

earlier I said I was gonna stop being silly for today 

I make the strippers wear WTC twin tower pasties for extra dollary-doos. I just can't "mission accomplished" otherwise. 🇱🇷
:gwbush: 💬

why I "still" mask 

I am pretty sure we don't need a study to establish that the coronavirus doesn't have a receptor that destroys itself due to presidential decrees.

@AgathaSorceress if you get enough shapes you can have the entire donut of enterprise diagram within your taskbar

@astra_underscore and I just thought I was mandela-effecting all these years. need to watch my step.
:gwbush: 💬

This sounds like some shit EU people would make up to make fun of how weirdly unsafe american home electrical systems are, but it really did just happen.

I had to go shoplift a new power strip.
Below is a picture of the offender.

This shit was really old, but I have even older ones that have never done something like this.

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