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heavy sarcasm 

please sell me more detectors of smoke

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heavy sarcasm 

thanks to modern advancements your smoke detector will now snitch to google for better advertising

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M: :(
S: I dont think theres much you can do about this other than pout, pumpkin
M: yea

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skynet isnt going to be llms, its gonna be all of the iot devices forming a botnet singularity. instead of terminators theyll just fuck with the lights and wash clothes on the wrong settings

S: the fridge wifi cant hurt you
M: it hurts my feelings tho
S: i stand corrected??

like if i see a fridge wifi connection I get upset

oven, :(
washing machine :((((

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sooo Vonovia just sent me a letter informing me that they're going to "modernise" my apartment with some sort of internet spying cloud device disguised as a smoke detector. To rub salt on the wound, it says they're going to increase my rent 5 bucks for the privilege.

The FAQ does not have the option "opt out of this modernisation".

Are they allowed to do this? Is this legal? Do I need to pay a lawyer to object? :boostsPorFavor: #Germany #Vonovia

*Edit*: Ongoing objections in other parts of Germany, and at least one court case is already ongoing in Kassel:

frankfurter-info.org/news/mult

hessenschau.de/wirtschaft/aerg

I've already contacted my local Mieterverein, I'm a member but they always take forever to actually give me a Beratung so I'll appreciate any help with measures I can do in the meantime. I am fully willing to take the case to the courts if that's the only way to reject this, but I don't have funding for lawyers so I hope Verein mediation or fundraising can be done as more of a community thing for the entirety of Germany than a "me" thing.

Besides the privacy violation, this is to me pretty obviously a fake, illegitimate "modernisation" used as a pretext for a rent increase.

nothing gets on my nerves fastest than unnecessary internet connected appliances

fucking capitalism generating problems out of thin air to solve

we may not be able to tee hee our way out of this one girlies

apparently on the 9th of december i decided to plan on making myself into an easter egg

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