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"I'm not going to zoom into these [stone] carvings because I would like to stay monetized"

dude that's architecture. it's literally out in the open. I fucking hate tech-enforced puritanism so damn much

all i can think about this morning are cuddles

oh no! boobs, breasts!

remove all funding at once!

look at this floorboard-lookin ass calculator samsung made

this is actual silly

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theres just less of them and a lot of the third party ones have ads

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look samsung edge screen like, widgets you can pull up in any app is just the Palm Desk Accessories re-made for the modern phone

sleeping inside the mech cockpit and its raining outside asmr

if you wanna track my tgm block stacking shenanigans, the best place to do so is theabsolute.plus/player/mimoge

shouting, begging, pleading from the roofstops stop calling it content you are an artist, a writer, a voice actor, a video editor, etc. you are not a "content creator". such souless words by corporations infesting our beautiful lives

12.8mb file "reasons why we should date.txt"

shitpost, "you" 

youve slain dragons
saved the world
repeled the invaders

but

now you must conquer......
the tummy ache

bad apple as played on the visor of a robotgirl

"sir where did all our commas go"
"the goddamn girlthings used them all up"

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