Elfi, known bug enjoyer 
@elfi@pixie.town
- Pronouns
- she/her, fae/faer
- Location
- Canada
I'm Elfi! I'm a fair folk, magical moth, greyace girl, greenhorn gamedev, in my thirties and 
, and ADHD+ASD+EDS. Disclosure: white
💕 Aine @SophicLeech
💕 Agi @AgiDine
💕 Jenny @Esme
💕 Cherry @deejvalen
Icon by @Zwiebelprinz, header from Liar Princess and the Blind Prince by NIS
Joined Feb 2020
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....so i just started ordering takeout food .
clicked one item.
saw it confirmed i'd added it to the basket
immediately checked my downloads like "oh damn that was fast. okay let's open it up and run it"... as if i'd just downloaded a pizza.
...
i...
i do not think my brain is properly wired up today.
@chirpbirb @davidrevoy blame the school for not getting her a real bird
@mos_8502 I think it's got a micropython interpreter on it by default?
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"Let me get this straight. Your lab has bred a dragon?"
"A wyvern, director. It has two legs, two wings, whereas a-"
"Which flies, breathes fire, and is intelligent?"
"About as intelligent as a border collie."
"So, intelligent. Why?"
"You asked us to invent measures to take down small drones."
@codl "Your account is hibernating, like a very sleepy bug"
@ari This feels like every time I try to mess around with 3D game development
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"oh dang, this 3d rotation i'm trying to do is really difficult in this engine"
[some hours of research later]
"i want to beat leonhard euler with hammers"
@nicole Ms. President, I have bad news and good news.
Bad news is there are ruffians roaming the streets at an unprecedented scale. Civil order has completely collapsed, they're waving torches around and setting bombs.
Good news is the big cat breeding program was a great success and we armed the tigers with guns to deal with them.
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As president, I will pass a law limiting ammo cartridges to no more than five bullets, and also they will need to be labeled with a dark cyan "ä" symbol. But I'd like to talk about my main economic proposal, getting the US back on the gem standard...
@foone Time to file a deprecation notice! For yourself!
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@lyncia ohhh, those are good robobugs
@inherentlee plus they got the aughisky in the pen with them and that guy will just straight up merk you, fairy or not
@inherentlee BUT THEY'RE SCARY ;^;
@inherentlee ugggh I knoooow but I can't complain about that to her face unless I get knocked down to kelpie feeding duty
@inherentlee I can't believe even fairy real estate's getting speculated to hell and back. I'm filing a complaint with Queen Titania
@inherentlee Frick, the value's gonna drop as soon as it's done fruiting anyway
@inherentlee it's free real estate
@inherentlee That's it I'm going back just so I can move into this mushroom
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Hi Fedi friends! I’m having a bit of a philosophical difference of opinion with my current employer (both technical and ethical) I am seeking a new role and would appreciate your support. If you hear of any opportunities or just want to catch up, please send me a message or comment in thread. I’d love to connect.
About me & what I’m looking for:
💼 I’m looking for System Administrator, Information Technology, or Solutions Engineer roles. I would be open to pivoting to Information Security roles.
🌎 I’m open to roles in Iowa, Wisconsin, remote or hybrid.
⭐ I’ve previously worked at The University of Iowa Health Care, Grinnell College. I have extensive experience with Apple platform administration and integration of Apple devices and services in heterogeneous environments.
#macadmins #appleinenterprise #systemadministration #jamf #opentowork
- Pronouns
- she/her, fae/faer
- Location
- Canada
I'm Elfi! I'm a fair folk, magical moth, greyace girl, greenhorn gamedev, in my thirties and , and ADHD+ASD+EDS. Disclosure: white
💕 Aine @SophicLeech
💕 Agi @AgiDine
💕 Jenny @Esme
💕 Cherry @deejvalen
Icon by @Zwiebelprinz, header from Liar Princess and the Blind Prince by NIS
Joined Feb 2020
