As president, I will pass a law limiting ammo cartridges to no more than five bullets, and also they will need to be labeled with a dark cyan "ä" symbol. But I'd like to talk about my main economic proposal, getting the US back on the gem standard...
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@nicole Ms. President, I have bad news and good news.
Bad news is there are ruffians roaming the streets at an unprecedented scale. Civil order has completely collapsed, they're waving torches around and setting bombs.
Good news is the big cat breeding program was a great success and we armed the tigers with guns to deal with them.
