@inherentlee That's it I'm going back just so I can move into this mushroom
@elfi sorry but the mortgage is over a million dollars 😔
@inherentlee Frick, the value's gonna drop as soon as it's done fruiting anyway
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@inherentlee I can't believe even fairy real estate's getting speculated to hell and back. I'm filing a complaint with Queen Titania
@inherentlee ugggh I knoooow but I can't complain about that to her face unless I get knocked down to kelpie feeding duty
@elfi hey don't shit talk the kelpies they're alright when you get to know em
@inherentlee BUT THEY'RE SCARY ;^;
@inherentlee plus they got the aughisky in the pen with them and that guy will just straight up merk you, fairy or not
@elfi merk is a great fucking word
@elfi oh and you just KNOW she won't listen