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@twisted@pixie.town
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- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
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going into my new place of work, struggling not to smash a glass bottle on the ground and say "guess which dumb bitch is back on her bullshit again"
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its kinda funny how vegan restaurants are the first to get pushed out of a neighborhood once the people who can afford to be vegan start living there
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one of my favorite things about this webbed site is that girls think I'm hot when I look tired as fuck and disappointed in them
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lewd shitpost, voting
anyway I voted, now you have to suck my girldick. I'm morally superior now. it's a kink thing
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pol, shitpost, nsfw
"You say this country is free, but when I jack off in a polling booth it's public indecency!" - Dennis Prager
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❌ we should have daylight when we go to work in the morning
❌ we should have daylight when we come home from work at night
☑️ we shouldn’t have to work so many hours that we have to ration The Sun
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some caps, uspol
liberal: go fucking VOTE!!!! 😡😡😡
*voting ensues, democrats even win, nothing materially changes*
liberal: AAAAAAGH!!! I knew you couldn't fucking handle it, time to cave to ACTUAL fascists again!!!
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tomorrow's elections results. 100% real
The State will be legitimized by the ritual exercise of "casting votes".
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drinking the tears of investors and capitalists who write articles about how it is impossible to invest in mastodon and build a brand here
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I need someone to come be emo with me.
Like, we'll do our hair and makeup, we'll and stay up all night singing AFI and MCR and Paramore and Jimmy Eat World and La Dispute and Three Days Grace and secretly Avril Lavigne, and drink red wine and act as if it's actually blood.
Like, we'll do our hair and makeup, we'll and stay up all night singing AFI and MCR and Paramore and Jimmy Eat World and La Dispute and Three Days Grace and secretly Avril Lavigne, and drink red wine and act as if it's actually blood.
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trans people have unique spiritual gifts
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i'm kinda between hyperfocuses at the moment lmao
i wonder what the next one'll be
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You are not a brand.
Kill your inner capitalist.
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CWing all further posts with "Comic Mischief"
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sometimes you just gotta 
on the timeline, yk?
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brand twitter is first against the wall when the revolution comes
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The Cybre was a long strange way home over the federated timeline now, and she was no console woman, no cybre.space cowgirl. Just another poster, trying to make it through. But the dreams came on in the beach.city night like livewire mountain dew, and she'd cry for it, cry in her sleep, and wake alone in the dark, curled in her futon in some seattle apartment, her hands clawed into the couch cushions, pillows bunched between her fingers, trying to reach the timeline that wasn't there.
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A few months here and she still dreamed of cybre.space, hope fading nightly. All the weed she smoked, all the turns she'd taken and the corners she'd cut in Beach City, and still she'd see the old timeline in her sleep, bright lattices of logic unfolding across that colorless void...
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Actually, they're all echo chambers. Just choose one with good acoustics.
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
