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@twisted@pixie.town
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- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
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wait
it's fucking HALLOWEEN, babyyyyyy
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Kirby is a VIOLENT ball, that is PISSED. Kirby is fighting against a monarch. Kirby is an anarcho-syndicalist
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trans girls can double jump into my arms
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its always bunny in philadelphia
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I'm on fedi for the mental health and the gay sex. and I'm all out of mental health
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To my fellow transes: this latest #TwitterMigration has brought a ton of cis folks to our servers. A lot of them are going to bring their “cis is the default” attitudes with them. Let’s break them of that habit early.
Now more than ever is the time to remind everyone that this is a space that is more than just tolerant of trans people, it is welcoming and encouraging of all gender expressions.
Any cis person uncomfortable at this: best to unfollow me now.
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Overheard, family
"I really would've appreciated a cw for weird human familial structures"
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elon musk did so much for humanity, we can never forget him for:
buying tesla
buying paypal
buying twitter
privatizing nasa
littering the night sky with shiny satellites
inventing trains but they kill you instantly
inventing tunnels but they kill you and only let you use 1 type of car
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I AM SOFT AND FLUFFY, I AM UNSTOPPABLE, I AM FOXGIRL
fear me 
keep mastodon weird
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I need everyone to know that every time i boost a vulture post i am standing at my computer hooting and hollering with a giant foam finger and a double soda can hat
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Vulture "Girlfriend Collector" Culture
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carrying my girlfriends with me in the same big pouch in my overalls, call that Poly Pocket
nice $44 million website bro. fae just lets me post 'cause i'm goofy. #onHere
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what if I fell asleep thinking about the girls I love and how happy I am for them. would that be fucked up or what.
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- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
