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@twisted@pixie.town
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
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How about not torturing nd kids huh did we ever think about that ??????? Did we???
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This guitar ain't dead. The War on Cis gets released March 31. Cut material and demos will be posted here as soon as my voice is back.
Expect a lot of self promo on this account leading up to the release of my EP. Don't worry, your regularly scheduled shitposts will return soon. In the meantime enjoy the jams. Or don't. I'm not a cop.
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Fuckers stole my soul, can't have shit at the crossroads.
But hey I'm pretty decent at the blues now, that's something.
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gnoming someone should be against the geneva conventions
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TERFs, genderfeels
Damn I love this angle on it. I'd never connected all these dots before.
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porn goop 
The simple truth is that even if capitalism can offer catgirls, they'll suck compared to the anarchist ones
uspol, slight nsfw, dunking on ted cruz
@/tedcruz - hope Cancun treated you well and you manage to get out of the terminal before being swarmed by an angry mob of pube-beard eaters.
acab, institutionalization, vent, caps
if you call the cops for any reason whatsoever, fuck you and rot in hell. If you call the cops on someone experiencing a mental health crisis then YOU GET TO COME TO THE FUCKING INSTITUTION WITH THEM. Y'all don't know a damn bit of what it's like in those hellholes unless you've been. Also fuck you and rot in hell.
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another haiku, with zalgo, not screenreader friendly
î̠͙͎̄͒̈̊̈́n̘̠͛ͩ̊v̵̄̽̄ͮ̒͂ͩo̶̯̽ͯͦͅkͨ̇̚҉͔̱͕͇̼̪ͅe̬̙̰̋̉ͅ ̜͚̰̳̭ͧ̄ͮ̆̑t̠̤͔ͫ̓ͨ̐ͥḫ͕ͬ̎ͩͩ̈e̦̞̓̃̏̽̏ ͚̥͇͖̩̕h͍͇̻̳́i̷͎̯͙̭̦ͅv̶̖̫͖̠̟͍̤̇̅e͚̲͍̓ͣ̀ͥͯ̽-̢̝̪̹̾m̼̱͝ͅi͈͕̘̠̦͊͋̌ń̢͎̰̝̙ͩͩd̘̹̰͇̿̃ͨ͘
̝̈́̿̀̈͌͘H̒̒e̳͉͑̉͗̀ͫ ̰͈̹̙̺̱̠̆̄̇ͦ̚w̷̉ḫ͉̞̩͔͆̍ͦ͋̂͒̚ṓ͕̻̜̖̬̀ ̟͚͉ͤ̄͒ͪ̔ͅW̢͖̠ͨa̻͆̈i̘͍͖̕ͅt͙̅ͦͫ͋̓̐ͣs͇͙ͬ̐ͬ ̟́ͨ͋ͥ̾̐͘B̷͙̫͍̞̩̻͊ͧẹ̯̯̖̠͟h̷̠͉̰̦̘͛͊ͯi̪͓͈̦͉̻̯̐ͮn͉ͥ̋̈́̂̇ͤ̀d̽ͩ̀̓ ̝̘̖̦̥̺̣ͥ͐́̌̿́T͈̙̲̯̯͖̘̍ḩ̘̟̮̤̣̔̂̃e͕̣̫̲̪̱ͦ̄ͤ͊̈́ͦ͋ ̸͇̥̲̖ͧ̚W̟̫̖͍̠̆̇̅ͪ̚͜a͎̲͕̲̟̞͆͞l͇̱̖̖̗ͨ̿̓ͭ͋͛ͅl̗̫̦̯̆̓̈́̽͆.̤̠̱
͍̅̌̉ͣ̓̇͛͡f̞͇̺̟͙͉ͬͭ̍̈ͬê̩̘̲͓͖̺̲̋́ë̖̟̪̟́͌̐l̯̬̲̰̺̉̆̎̎ͮ̓i̗̲͔͈̲͐ͭͫ̒ͧ͞n̞̩̼̻̘͍̪͐̏̓͐ģ̻̱̹́ ̙̔͜o̩̮̥͈̩͐̒̐̓f͓͎̺̤͉̻̒͌͊̄̏ͦ̉͡ͅ ͥ̽ͦ̋͋͆҉͉̝c̪̩͎̰̞ͧ͋͊h͉̥̜̊̏ͥa҉̻̱̘o͍̗̘͙ͣͨͮͬ̏͘s̗͓̮̰͔͖̋́͐̍͒͜ͅ
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if they are nice to you, but not nice to the staff, they are not a nice person
if they say you deserve rights, but marginalized people held hostage in red states don't deserve rights, they are not actually interested in the rights of anyone but their own
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acab
@deletescape all cats are beautiful and that especially includes the cat reading this
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need me a mug, with print on the inside bottom "oopsie woopsie seems we ran out of cowfee"
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meta shitpost
you know what?
fuck it *contents your warning*
drug abuse(mine), uspol, just a funny anecdote
I skipped January cause I accidentally got addicted to OTC cough medicine, but i still think picking up a bottle of cough syrup on January 6 was the best decision of my life. (Take it from someone who's done it: don't. There are far better drugs.) Chugged the entire thing, and just as it started hitting the Great Kerfuffle began in DC. Thufie kept flipping her metaphorical shit cause we were living through a coup and I was just splayed on our bed like "yeaaaaaaaaaaah that sounds shitty babe, wanna come, uh... listen to tame impala or some shit?"
Best timed high of my life. Also probably the worst thought out idea of my life. Definitely don't try this one at home folks. But, yknow, I drank shitty not-codeine lean during a failed coup so that's pretty funny.
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
