I skipped January cause I accidentally got addicted to OTC cough medicine, but i still think picking up a bottle of cough syrup on January 6 was the best decision of my life. (Take it from someone who's done it: don't. There are far better drugs.) Chugged the entire thing, and just as it started hitting the Great Kerfuffle began in DC. Thufie kept flipping her metaphorical shit cause we were living through a coup and I was just splayed on our bed like "yeaaaaaaaaaaah that sounds shitty babe, wanna come, uh... listen to tame impala or some shit?"

Best timed high of my life. Also probably the worst thought out idea of my life. Definitely don't try this one at home folks. But, yknow, I drank shitty not-codeine lean during a failed coup so that's pretty funny.