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@twisted@pixie.town
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
pol, bad joke, gatekeeping(kinda)
don't say you like the Mastodon anime if you haven't read the manga
soon is just long son
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i might have stolen this from @thufie but she stole my "no μ" joke so it all evens out
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bras are just pillowcases
@j997922@mastodon.social took me a second to get it but when i did, god damn, i'm dying laughing now
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Being trans is good
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CBD is boneless weed
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D/s shitpost
emacs: File <filename> has changed on disk. Reread from disk? (yes or no)
me: "y"
emacs: Please answer yes or no.
me: u-um... "yes"
emacs: yes *what*?
me, somehow typing smaller: ...... "yes mxtress"
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"I put the 'cute' in 'seven consecutive mental breakdowns"
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Unequaled wife, unequaled life
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lewd, bad french
ônly the highest quality content here
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i had to install an entirely new keyboard for that shitpost y'all better appreciate the effort going into this
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s'il vous plaît, madame... je voudrais voir vos pieds... seulment un photo, c'est tout que je veux de ma Déesse... merci beaucoup, maîtresse.........
@thufie emu war of 1932 anyone
@cute@deadinsi.de real bra moment
in this essay i'm fixin' to
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QueerPaladin 
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
