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lewd, cursed (in the spirit of the season), cursed (normally) 

in the spirit of 🍆 cocktoberfest 🍆 i will be sucking dick for the next 16 days, you can contact me on the 18th regarding this if you have questions or concerns

@thufie if you don't eat your gender, you can't have any presentation

lewd and weird and probably heresy 

sir this is a christian strip club i'm going to have to ask you to leave

lewd, clothing 

I did a google to find a cheeky reply to jess but instead sent myself spiraling into a laughing fit

absolutely horrible lewd post 

@patience @cute@deadinsi.de tragically i did not take the opportunity to make a soul/sole pun. forgive me

absolutely horrible lewd post 

@patience @cute@deadinsi.de yes

absolutely horrible lewd post 

@patience @cute@deadinsi.de

warm moist fussy (foot pussy) for the married white man's soul

$- 

wow damn i really have like no fucking money huh

americans on fedi: haha america sucks, down with the USA
me: yeah, there's no such thing as [state name] culture
americans: now hold on a diggity dog gone minute

lewd, kachow 

i don't remember the context for this toot but it's out there i guess

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lewd, kachow 

cishets are like the cars porn parody

kachow

fall out boy, misheard lyrics, lewd, firearms 

we're going down, down
in a no leelah ra
sugar, we're going down swingin'
i'll be your number one, whip or pull it
i know you got cocks, yeah, cop hidden bullet

portland / white nationalists / safety reminder 

reminder that white nationalists from across the country are descending on Portland this Saturday the 17th. There have been multiple credible threats of extreme violence from the far-right that plan to attend, and the police are openly threatening state violence. Businesses are already planning to close. I had to offer to cover most of the shifts at the co-op on Saturday just to prevent white nationalists from shutting us down with threats.

Carry your self defense tools (pepper spray, etc), try to travel in groups, and check-in on each other. I have a feeling this is going to be bad.
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