woah, princess Orchid! @lyncia@pixie.town

bj trapped inside his body for like 3 years and his immediate first action upon regaining control of his muscles is relieving a nazi in front of him of all the blood in their jugular vein and carotid artery. how nice and helpful! inspirational story!

os/2 warp 4 is now accessible on lan

good news! my website *will* have a fish button that does nothing when clicked

the threat model has been adjusted. Pray i do not adjust it further

normalize carrying plushies around

why dont laptops come with charm attatchment points

got my rss setup, email, vlc, office stuff, lynx, tic80, handbrake

just need Pico 8, libdvdcss, torrent client for my linux isos, my movies (and plex maybe, depends how much memory it uses idle)

tiney compy

if i released volumes of haiku in book form would others even buy them

"what are you career goals" i want to be warm and surrounded by plushies

the maid dress stays on until server maintinence is complete

emotional support mech suit

they despise that i remain a cutie patootie

bullet hell games secretly practice programs for combat dolls

mimo is a magical soft creative dolly you can hug and headpat and cuddle and and and

you should connect your robot girlfriend to the office computers, absolutely nothing bad can come of this

i want my hrt i want dresses and i want to go play cards with plushies while drinking tea what the fuck is a career goal

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hrt that gives you fangs

💭calling someone normal as an insult