Sven Slootweg @joepie91@pixie.town
- Website
- http://cryto.net/~joepie91/
- Matrix
- @joepie91:pixie.town
- Pronouns
- they/them, he/him, whatever, it's not like I have any idea either 🙃
Technical debt collector and general hype-hater. Early 30s, non-binary, ND, poly, relationship anarchist, generally queer.
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- Boosts OK for all boostable posts.
- DMs are open.
- Flirting welcome, but be explicit if you want something out of it!
- The devil doesn't need an advocate; no combative arguing in my mentions.
Sometimes horny on main (behind CW), very much into kink (bondage, freeuse, CNC, and other stuff), and believe it or not, very much a submissive bottom :p
My spoons are limited, so I may not always have the energy to respond to messages.
Strong views about abolishing oppression, hierarchy, agency, and self-governance - but I also trust people by default and give them room to grow, unless they give me reason not to. That all also applies to technology and how it's built.
Joined Aug 2019
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I wonder how many hits Disney.com got back in the day when they were the de facto standard for what the "are you 18+?" no button linked to.
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Us health care
I'm having to drive 45 minutes and pay 260$ to talk to my psychiatrist to 5 minutes.
I don't even need to talk to him! All I'm gonna say is "yep, I still have ADHD: please continue prescribing my meds".
I don't think we need this meeting, he doesn't think we need this meeting, but the DEA does, to try and crack down on "illegitimate" ADHD med prescriptions.
Bah.
hookups/lewd meta, kink (continued)
What is perhaps the most baffling insight of this, uh, journey is that apparently I have gotten so much kinkier since the last time I used it, that the "open to a lot of things, no limits" people are scared by my kinks
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lewd picture, (almost) nude teasing
If you saw me like this and you could do anything, what would you do?
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springer's assets are 2/3 the ownership of publicly funded information that should have no owner, and 1/3 the 'goodwill' valuation of its oligopoly share of volunteer labor as operationalized by the value of its brands.
it's a company made of nothing but the theft of the commons
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they put kids in jail for downloading metalica in the 90s but the incels who scraped the internet to make a regurgitation machine are held up as our new gods because laws are just threats made by the dominant socioeconomic-ethnic group in a given nation
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So the Polish police took a black guy off the train in Rzepin in handcuffs.
Whether there were any white passengers doing anything untoward we can’t know - as they didn’t get checked.
Sure, zstd has a very good test compression ratio, but have you heard of dating-site-Dutch? Its compression ratios are truly unmatched
hookups/lewd meta, kink (continued)
Whoa. Seems I unexpectedly might have actually found a date on there! Not for tonight though.
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A DB Regio LINT on the Rendsburg High Bridge
hookups/lewd meta, kink (continued)
For a platform that is ostensibly so full of hard kink, people sure seem afraid to admit to wanting kinky stuff
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hookups/lewd, soliciting
So anyway. Uh. Anyone here up for a horny/kinky date? I think I've interacted with enough neurotypical people for today 🙃
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I must inform my university and my government that if I know one thing about innovation, it's that it's never, ever done by the kind of people who use the word "innovation"
hookups/lewd meta (continued)
How did this turn from "me trying to find a date" into "meta-analysis of dating platform that is a decade beyond its prime"
hookups/lewd meta (continued)
I don't know what I was expecting, but it wasn't "people go wild for the idea of sleep sex and absolutely nothing else"
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I just talked to a computer far away without using a computer in front of me. I did it to accurately check what time it is.
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Honestly what I hate most about the "our platform is better in the app uwu" shit is how condescending it is, as if anyone actually believes that they're forced to cut shit out of the web version because "sowwy we need access to all your data to be able to show you comments :(" 💀
At least be honest about it and say "yeah this is a limited version cause it makes us less money", worst case scenario it comes off as the same amount of annoying
hookups/lewd meta, half shitposting by this point
Results of my A/B testing thus far: I am starting to understand why porn videos always use these corny plots, and also apparently nobody has a place to themselves anymore??
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Due to circumstances beyond my control, today is Monday.
- Website
- http://cryto.net/~joepie91/
- Matrix
- @joepie91:pixie.town
- Pronouns
- they/them, he/him, whatever, it's not like I have any idea either 🙃
Technical debt collector and general hype-hater. Early 30s, non-binary, ND, poly, relationship anarchist, generally queer.
- No alt text (request) = no boost.
- Boosts OK for all boostable posts.
- DMs are open.
- Flirting welcome, but be explicit if you want something out of it!
- The devil doesn't need an advocate; no combative arguing in my mentions.
Sometimes horny on main (behind CW), very much into kink (bondage, freeuse, CNC, and other stuff), and believe it or not, very much a submissive bottom :p
My spoons are limited, so I may not always have the energy to respond to messages.
Strong views about abolishing oppression, hierarchy, agency, and self-governance - but I also trust people by default and give them room to grow, unless they give me reason not to. That all also applies to technology and how it's built.
Joined Aug 2019
