lewd-adjacent, complaining
Okay what the hell happened to hookup chats, why do I need to practically A/B-test my profile text to get anyone to read more than three words?
lewd-adjacent, complaining
And also, if you cannot even take the time to read and answer a simple question, what makes you think I'm going to meet up with you? Like, come on
hookups/lewd meta, half shitposting by this point
Results of my A/B testing thus far: I am starting to understand why porn videos always use these corny plots, and also apparently nobody has a place to themselves anymore??
hookups/lewd meta (continued)
I don't know what I was expecting, but it wasn't "people go wild for the idea of sleep sex and absolutely nothing else"
hookups/lewd meta (continued)
How did this turn from "me trying to find a date" into "meta-analysis of dating platform that is a decade beyond its prime"
hookups/lewd meta, kink (continued)
For a platform that is ostensibly so full of hard kink, people sure seem afraid to admit to wanting kinky stuff
hookups/lewd meta, kink (continued)
Whoa. Seems I unexpectedly might have actually found a date on there! Not for tonight though.
hookups/lewd meta, kink (continued)
What is perhaps the most baffling insight of this, uh, journey is that apparently I have gotten so much kinkier since the last time I used it, that the "open to a lot of things, no limits" people are scared by my kinks
hookups/lewd, soliciting
So anyway. Uh. Anyone here up for a horny/kinky date? I think I've interacted with enough neurotypical people for today 🙃